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I agree with Suzie. Mean olâ Calvin. I bet if Suzie were to start her own club, Hobbes would be allowed to join, but not you Calvin since you were mean to her.
I want to know what kind of bubble bath and shampoo keeps a little kid clean for a week. My granddaughter gets a shower in the morning and a bubble bath at night! My husband always says, âI think itâs time to hose her down again!â, when she comes in from playing outside.
Calvinâs been watching feminine war paint and hygiene commercials. Itâs all got be covering and collecting something. He figured it out quickly. Slimy. : }
When I was a little kidâmany moons agoâwe only took a bath once a week, on a Saturday so weâd be clean for church the next morning. It wasnât unusualâeveryone I know did. I even know some who used the same bath water, to conserve water. Gosh, Iâve finally gotten oldâŠ
I donât recall bathing daily as a child, although during the summer we were allowed to count swimming as a âbath.â
I suppose the need for hygiene usually kicks in some time during pubertyâŠbecause as an adult I rarely shower less than two times a day - in the morning, and again after I work out or do yardwork.
Aye! Now thatâs the way of it. GROG! I bet little Suzie wonât be so little in a few years and down right HOT! Keep playing hard to get Calvin , they like you better that way.
Calvin! Be nice! You should not call the Girls a âSLIMY.â Whatâs about you? Slimy Boy!
I know that Calvin never likes to take a bath whenever he gets dirty all over his head and body while he plays in the dirt, muddy or whatever. His mother insists and forces him to take a BATH, period.
Having raised 5 boys and 2 girls, I can say that it is the boys who are really smelly, especially at puberty - or maybe it was just my herd. But Hobbes really likes Susie; Iâm surprised he doesnât lobby Calvin to let her in.
margueritem over 14 years ago
That last bath must have been a doozyâŠ
sjoujke over 14 years ago
For some reason, Hobbes doesnât look very impressed, sitting there under his hat erâŠ.chapeau.
Manitobaman over 14 years ago
Heâll change his tune in a few yearsâŠ..
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Or very impressive, either.
Poor Suzie. Yet another friendly approach rebuffed by The Calvinator. Donât worry, youâll have your revenge when you marry him. :)
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
You think sheâs trouble now! Just wait Calvin, it gets better.
rentier over 14 years ago
Calvinator!!
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
When did Calvin learn French? Chapeau!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I agree with Suzie. Mean olâ Calvin. I bet if Suzie were to start her own club, Hobbes would be allowed to join, but not you Calvin since you were mean to her.
moronbis over 14 years ago
now Susie also knows of the âsecretâ club..
do I hear a voice from Hobbes seconding Susie..??
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Hobbes can really fake it, canât he?
Herocoder over 14 years ago
Last saturday .. wow .. thats recent!!! and you call girls slimy .. duhhhhh
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
I want to know what kind of bubble bath and shampoo keeps a little kid clean for a week. My granddaughter gets a shower in the morning and a bubble bath at night! My husband always says, âI think itâs time to hose her down again!â, when she comes in from playing outside.
Michigander over 14 years ago
Just hope his G.R.O.S.S. clubhouse doesnât have any kooties : )
AwesomeComics1982 Premium Member over 14 years ago
âGIRLS ARENâT SLIMY!â Oh, yes you are.
Florb over 14 years ago
I like how Calvinâs biggest issue with the acronym is that itâs redundant.
NE1956 over 14 years ago
Never mind French and chapeau ⊠where did he learn âredundantâ?
I couldnât say that until about 10 minutes ago.
bluedyscotty over 14 years ago
Calvinâs been watching feminine war paint and hygiene commercials. Itâs all got be covering and collecting something. He figured it out quickly. Slimy. : }
lewisbower over 14 years ago
If I had only known then she was making a pass at me before I passed out from the rock she threw at me.
Huntermoon over 14 years ago
When I was a little kidâmany moons agoâwe only took a bath once a week, on a Saturday so weâd be clean for church the next morning. It wasnât unusualâeveryone I know did. I even know some who used the same bath water, to conserve water. Gosh, Iâve finally gotten oldâŠ
rshive over 14 years ago
Calvin takes a bath once a week, whether he needs it or not. Between those he stands his shirt up in the corner.
Unclebup over 14 years ago
Wow â there is so much going on on so many levels in this one ⊠I feel the need to make a chapeau myself.
BuzzDog over 14 years ago
I donât recall bathing daily as a child, although during the summer we were allowed to count swimming as a âbath.â
I suppose the need for hygiene usually kicks in some time during pubertyâŠbecause as an adult I rarely shower less than two times a day - in the morning, and again after I work out or do yardwork.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Almost time for your next bath, Calvin.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Actually, without âSlimyâ it DOES spell somethingâŠ
Get Rid Of GirlsâŠ
GROG!stewdeo3bs over 14 years ago
Aye! Now thatâs the way of it. GROG! I bet little Suzie wonât be so little in a few years and down right HOT! Keep playing hard to get Calvin , they like you better that way.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Hats off to Susieâs âfriendly approachâ! âFriendly Persuasionâ - Pat Boone (song)
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Calvin! Be nice! You should not call the Girls a âSLIMY.â Whatâs about you? Slimy Boy!
I know that Calvin never likes to take a bath whenever he gets dirty all over his head and body while he plays in the dirt, muddy or whatever. His mother insists and forces him to take a BATH, period.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Calvin reminds me of Dennis The Menis(sp) so much.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Suzie can start her own secret club for girlsâŠ
G.R.U.B.S âGood Riddance to Unwashed BoyS
wrmswt over 14 years ago
We took baths on Saturday night. I was the third of four. My little sister got clean water for her bath.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 14 years ago
I hope you used a potent soap in your bath, Calvin. Otherwise, Iâm going to stay at least four feet away from you.
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
grazer: G.R.U.B.S. Now thatâs a club every girl and woman can get behind!
Goodvibrations1968 over 14 years ago
hmmmâŠ.sometimes I do feel slimyâŠhah! Love the way they are drawn with their arms shooting up in the air when they show excitement!
ratlum over 14 years ago
I hope my friend Hobbes has at least a little first aid.Calvin may need some.Suzie looks upset .
runar over 14 years ago
When I was Calvinâs age, my best friend was a girl. There were only a couple boys my age in the neighborhood, and we didn;t get along.
Spyderred over 14 years ago
Having raised 5 boys and 2 girls, I can say that it is the boys who are really smelly, especially at puberty - or maybe it was just my herd. But Hobbes really likes Susie; Iâm surprised he doesnât lobby Calvin to let her in.
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
Thanks to a massive amount of yard work ⊠Iâve had 3 showers in the last 2 days!
gerrytrout over 14 years ago
Oh my, dare I say it? A chapeau on Hobbes??? He would be⊠Le chat en le chapeau (the cat in the hat)
I remember those days, once a week was still too often.
mrprongs over 14 years ago
Why does Susie even bother with him? She must really like him. What a strong crush to always put up with his attitude.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Parents from wartime England â I got one bath a week. Clean water, but two inches maximum in the tub!
Destiny23 over 14 years ago
JP Steve, how did you get that sludge to go down the drain?!?!
kamran2002 over 14 years ago
hobbes sure doesent look impressed
calvinthedemon11 over 14 years ago
Calvin would be sitting in his own junk anyway
MJ J over 4 years ago
july 1 2010 was a thursday.