I agree with Suzie. Mean ol’ Calvin. I bet if Suzie were to start her own club, Hobbes would be allowed to join, but not you Calvin since you were mean to her.
I want to know what kind of bubble bath and shampoo keeps a little kid clean for a week. My granddaughter gets a shower in the morning and a bubble bath at night! My husband always says, “I think it’s time to hose her down again!”, when she comes in from playing outside.
Calvin’s been watching feminine war paint and hygiene commercials. It’s all got be covering and collecting something. He figured it out quickly. Slimy. : }
When I was a little kid–many moons ago–we only took a bath once a week, on a Saturday so we’d be clean for church the next morning. It wasn’t unusual–everyone I know did. I even know some who used the same bath water, to conserve water. Gosh, I’ve finally gotten old…
I don’t recall bathing daily as a child, although during the summer we were allowed to count swimming as a “bath.”
I suppose the need for hygiene usually kicks in some time during puberty…because as an adult I rarely shower less than two times a day - in the morning, and again after I work out or do yardwork.
Aye! Now that’s the way of it. GROG! I bet little Suzie won’t be so little in a few years and down right HOT! Keep playing hard to get Calvin , they like you better that way.
Calvin! Be nice! You should not call the Girls a “SLIMY.” What’s about you? Slimy Boy!
I know that Calvin never likes to take a bath whenever he gets dirty all over his head and body while he plays in the dirt, muddy or whatever. His mother insists and forces him to take a BATH, period.
Having raised 5 boys and 2 girls, I can say that it is the boys who are really smelly, especially at puberty - or maybe it was just my herd. But Hobbes really likes Susie; I’m surprised he doesn’t lobby Calvin to let her in.
margueritem over 14 years ago
That last bath must have been a doozy…
sjoujke over 14 years ago
For some reason, Hobbes doesn’t look very impressed, sitting there under his hat er….chapeau.
Manitobaman over 14 years ago
He’ll change his tune in a few years…..
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Or very impressive, either.
Poor Suzie. Yet another friendly approach rebuffed by The Calvinator. Don’t worry, you’ll have your revenge when you marry him. :)
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
You think she’s trouble now! Just wait Calvin, it gets better.
rentier over 14 years ago
Calvinator!!
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
When did Calvin learn French? Chapeau!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I agree with Suzie. Mean ol’ Calvin. I bet if Suzie were to start her own club, Hobbes would be allowed to join, but not you Calvin since you were mean to her.
moronbis over 14 years ago
now Susie also knows of the ‘secret’ club..
do I hear a voice from Hobbes seconding Susie..??
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Hobbes can really fake it, can’t he?
Herocoder over 14 years ago
Last saturday .. wow .. thats recent!!! and you call girls slimy .. duhhhhh
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
I want to know what kind of bubble bath and shampoo keeps a little kid clean for a week. My granddaughter gets a shower in the morning and a bubble bath at night! My husband always says, “I think it’s time to hose her down again!”, when she comes in from playing outside.
Michigander over 14 years ago
Just hope his G.R.O.S.S. clubhouse doesn’t have any kooties : )
AwesomeComics1982 Premium Member over 14 years ago
“GIRLS AREN’T SLIMY!” Oh, yes you are.
Florb over 14 years ago
I like how Calvin’s biggest issue with the acronym is that it’s redundant.
NE1956 over 14 years ago
Never mind French and chapeau … where did he learn ’redundant’?
I couldn’t say that until about 10 minutes ago.
bluedyscotty over 14 years ago
Calvin’s been watching feminine war paint and hygiene commercials. It’s all got be covering and collecting something. He figured it out quickly. Slimy. : }
lewisbower over 14 years ago
If I had only known then she was making a pass at me before I passed out from the rock she threw at me.
Huntermoon over 14 years ago
When I was a little kid–many moons ago–we only took a bath once a week, on a Saturday so we’d be clean for church the next morning. It wasn’t unusual–everyone I know did. I even know some who used the same bath water, to conserve water. Gosh, I’ve finally gotten old…
rshive over 14 years ago
Calvin takes a bath once a week, whether he needs it or not. Between those he stands his shirt up in the corner.
Unclebup over 14 years ago
Wow – there is so much going on on so many levels in this one … I feel the need to make a chapeau myself.
BuzzDog over 14 years ago
I don’t recall bathing daily as a child, although during the summer we were allowed to count swimming as a “bath.”
I suppose the need for hygiene usually kicks in some time during puberty…because as an adult I rarely shower less than two times a day - in the morning, and again after I work out or do yardwork.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Almost time for your next bath, Calvin.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Actually, without “Slimy” it DOES spell something…
Get Rid Of Girls…
GROG!stewdeo3bs over 14 years ago
Aye! Now that’s the way of it. GROG! I bet little Suzie won’t be so little in a few years and down right HOT! Keep playing hard to get Calvin , they like you better that way.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Hats off to Susie’s ‘friendly approach’! “Friendly Persuasion” - Pat Boone (song)
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Calvin! Be nice! You should not call the Girls a “SLIMY.” What’s about you? Slimy Boy!
I know that Calvin never likes to take a bath whenever he gets dirty all over his head and body while he plays in the dirt, muddy or whatever. His mother insists and forces him to take a BATH, period.
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Calvin reminds me of Dennis The Menis(sp) so much.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Suzie can start her own secret club for girls…
G.R.U.B.S –Good Riddance to Unwashed BoyS
wrmswt over 14 years ago
We took baths on Saturday night. I was the third of four. My little sister got clean water for her bath.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 14 years ago
I hope you used a potent soap in your bath, Calvin. Otherwise, I’m going to stay at least four feet away from you.
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
grazer: G.R.U.B.S. Now that’s a club every girl and woman can get behind!
Goodvibrations1968 over 14 years ago
hmmm….sometimes I do feel slimy…hah! Love the way they are drawn with their arms shooting up in the air when they show excitement!
ratlum over 14 years ago
I hope my friend Hobbes has at least a little first aid.Calvin may need some.Suzie looks upset .
runar over 14 years ago
When I was Calvin’s age, my best friend was a girl. There were only a couple boys my age in the neighborhood, and we didn;t get along.
Spyderred over 14 years ago
Having raised 5 boys and 2 girls, I can say that it is the boys who are really smelly, especially at puberty - or maybe it was just my herd. But Hobbes really likes Susie; I’m surprised he doesn’t lobby Calvin to let her in.
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
Thanks to a massive amount of yard work … I’ve had 3 showers in the last 2 days!
gerrytrout over 14 years ago
Oh my, dare I say it? A chapeau on Hobbes??? He would be… Le chat en le chapeau (the cat in the hat)
I remember those days, once a week was still too often.
mrprongs over 14 years ago
Why does Susie even bother with him? She must really like him. What a strong crush to always put up with his attitude.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Parents from wartime England – I got one bath a week. Clean water, but two inches maximum in the tub!
Destiny23 over 14 years ago
JP Steve, how did you get that sludge to go down the drain?!?!
kamran2002 over 14 years ago
hobbes sure doesent look impressed
calvinthedemon11 over 14 years ago
Calvin would be sitting in his own junk anyway
MJ J about 4 years ago
july 1 2010 was a thursday.