agpeter, as ♠Lonewolf♠ stated, this strip ran from 1985-95. A DVD player would have been a rather new and expensive toy and I’m sure was not basic equipment in new cars….if Dad owned a new car.
I have a cassette player (combo with CD player) in my 2005 Sebring convertible (a cool car IMHO). This combo is commonly provided on their minivans. I have both tape and CD collections that I like to play in the car. I also have both cassette and CD players in my house (in my Sony component system, which also has a turntable for my vinyl collection) and in a Sony boombox. True, my kids mostly run their music from mp3 files on their iPods, but it is hard to replace large collections from scratch, and not all music has been reissued in digital format…
LeslieAnne:
As women we all know what we do to suffer for fashion so I guess this is a guy’s. “Suicide Doors” are rear doors on the car that are hinged backwards in some sportier cars. The problem is that at high speeds they can open up and the passengers can fall out if not buckled, hence the name. I’ve seen them a couple times on cars and they look very cool! I like the bat wing doors but they can’t be opened when parking by a curb!
I’m never on this early, so today I am seeing why the complaints on spammers. I have done my share, flagged the guy on 10-15 or so that I read. Usually don’t ever see them when I’m reading later in the day.
The uncool car is part of Dad’s disguise. Down in the Dad Cave lies his ultracool Superdadmobile, along with his costume, and his faithful companion, Supermom.
Dads never get to have cool cars until after the kids are on their own. Bachelor Uncles, now, they get to have all the cool stuff they want - unless they’re spending all their time and money spoiling nephews and nieces.
Dads do all their super-hero stuff before they come home from work.
The copyright on this strip is either 1983 or 1989; even 400% zoom level doesn’t clarify.
Suicide doors make it easier to exit from the rear seat because the door is behind you. The danger is, as correctly stated above, that if opened while moving the door would blow fully open, rather then tending to blow closed if hinged on the B-pillar.
If there’s no cassette deck, then presumably the car has an 8-TRACK player, if it doesn’t have just a radio. So named because the tape had 8 tracks of recorded information, 4 left and 4 right, and the player head moved down to play them in order. A TRACT is a piece of land or a written document.
LeslieAnne,
Pardon me for interrupting your bubble bath! Do you have any Moose Tracks in there with you? It’s too bad that Calvin’s Dad couldn’t have been available to rescue you during your perilous adventure, but I suspect that Calvin’s imagination is running wild again, anyway.
Have a restful night so you’ll be alert tomorrow when you drive the forklift truck! Don’t take any wrong turns. “One good turn deserves another!”
Rmom:
“Gull wing” doors, I can see the name now from the picture. I guess they got named “bat wings” around here due to the Batman series on tv’s car.
LeslieAnne:
I looked up the picture of the Lamborghini doors and they’re cool too. I thought they had the “gull wing” doors too. I’ve never seen one except on television.
margueritem over 14 years ago
A cooler car is definitely in order!
SWEETBILL over 14 years ago
GM MARG. DAD’s are meant to keep our minds active, and it’s working on Calvin
Yukoner over 14 years ago
A cool car would be a give-away of his secret identity.
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
A black car. Yeah, and one that has Gull Wing Doors!
Oooooo!
LittleSister18 over 14 years ago
Well! Dad’s are heroes.
rentier over 14 years ago
A cooler car! Secret hotline!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Maybe he keeps the cooler car in his top secret lair. It is probably a racing car with a dual deck cassette player.
TheSoundDefense over 14 years ago
What’s a cassette deck again?
I love reading old comics.
moronbis over 14 years ago
When Calvin becomes a dad, he will make sure his kid doesn’t have any doubts.
kreole over 14 years ago
Try going back to the 50’s when Chrysler Corp. put 45 RPM players in the dash. Worked great….just don’t hit a bump.
dataweaver over 14 years ago
Cassette decks? What year is Calvin living in, 1989?
tis4kis over 14 years ago
I guess today an uncool Dad car would be one without GPS…
GrimmaTheNome over 14 years ago
Nothing dates faster more than once-trendy technology.
harrietbe over 14 years ago
At six years old, most kids think their dads are very cool. At ten, dads are very old fashioned. Calvin is definitely precocious.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
His cover up is that uncool looking car, Calvin!
dataweaver, the strip ran from 1985-1995.
GM Marg, Mike & Grog!
Little Miss Tink over 14 years ago
Ten years. That’s considered short-fight for a wonderful comic strip such as this!
Sandfan over 14 years ago
A cool car wouldn’t be able to carry all the camping gear for next year’s vacation.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Super Dads drive minivans.
APPLESCRUFF over 14 years ago
When our kid was little, he wanted to be a super hero & said “Dad, you could be my sidekick!”
runninanreadin over 14 years ago
“…this tape deck will self-destruct in 5 seconds….” Eek!
BuzzDog over 14 years ago
Today a car is uncool if it lacks an “aux in” jack for the MP3 player…
kab2rb over 14 years ago
It’s a cool car when someone breaks a window from a locked car and steals the new DVD player radio. Calvin you have a great superhero imagination.
purplesting over 14 years ago
no cassette deck! how OLD is that car!
agpeter over 14 years ago
Let’s at least upgrade to a portable CD player…
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
agpeter, as ♠Lonewolf♠ stated, this strip ran from 1985-95. A DVD player would have been a rather new and expensive toy and I’m sure was not basic equipment in new cars….if Dad owned a new car.
wicky over 14 years ago
Hmmm, I wonder if dad’s car has suicide doors?
Destiny23 over 14 years ago
Calvin didn’t need a DVD player in the car – his imagination could take him anywhere, and was more entertaining than any movie!
LeslieAnne over 14 years ago
what in the world are suicide doors?????
rogue53 over 14 years ago
otherwise known as “Calvin Overload Doors”.
jeffsxq over 14 years ago
I have a cassette player (combo with CD player) in my 2005 Sebring convertible (a cool car IMHO). This combo is commonly provided on their minivans. I have both tape and CD collections that I like to play in the car. I also have both cassette and CD players in my house (in my Sony component system, which also has a turntable for my vinyl collection) and in a Sony boombox. True, my kids mostly run their music from mp3 files on their iPods, but it is hard to replace large collections from scratch, and not all music has been reissued in digital format…
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
LeslieAnne: As women we all know what we do to suffer for fashion so I guess this is a guy’s. “Suicide Doors” are rear doors on the car that are hinged backwards in some sportier cars. The problem is that at high speeds they can open up and the passengers can fall out if not buckled, hence the name. I’ve seen them a couple times on cars and they look very cool! I like the bat wing doors but they can’t be opened when parking by a curb!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Just hope that when you go to bed dad doesn’t dress up like mom. Unless of course mom is a superhero.
kingpirgnob over 14 years ago
calvin and i have something in common. zero form of radio entertainment.
Mythreesons over 14 years ago
I’m never on this early, so today I am seeing why the complaints on spammers. I have done my share, flagged the guy on 10-15 or so that I read. Usually don’t ever see them when I’m reading later in the day.
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
The uncool car is part of Dad’s disguise. Down in the Dad Cave lies his ultracool Superdadmobile, along with his costume, and his faithful companion, Supermom.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
Dads never get to have cool cars until after the kids are on their own. Bachelor Uncles, now, they get to have all the cool stuff they want - unless they’re spending all their time and money spoiling nephews and nieces.
carless over 14 years ago
Calvin in Arizona the cool thing would be AC.
Cacaorian over 14 years ago
What’s a cassette deck?
yyyguy over 14 years ago
about three generations of technology ago.
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
a cassette deck with auto-reverse… so very cool.
He is the Dad of Stupendous Man, after all. ;-)
JTGAM over 14 years ago
When Dad hits mid 40s he’ll buy a really cool car to restore and just when it’s done, Calvin will start borrowing the keys! Tough luck Dad!
LeslieAnne over 14 years ago
Dino 1 Thanks… I don’t understand Bat wing doors either. I’m sorry I know cars, but not car accessories! haha
ratlum over 14 years ago
There is perks for cool dudes,I think.
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
“Batdad”!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
LeslieAnne - I think Dino1 meant gull wing doors instead of bat wing doors. Here’s a picture of gull wing doors.
triw over 14 years ago
At least he did not say “8 tract” that would have really dated this strip.
khpage over 14 years ago
You know the economy’s not heading your way when your home entertainment center is your car radio…..
LeslieAnne over 14 years ago
Thanks Rmom… And Dino 1… I kinda prefer Lamborghini doors personally (The ONLY specialized car doors that I know! :D)
gofinsc over 14 years ago
Dads do all their super-hero stuff before they come home from work.
The copyright on this strip is either 1983 or 1989; even 400% zoom level doesn’t clarify.
Suicide doors make it easier to exit from the rear seat because the door is behind you. The danger is, as correctly stated above, that if opened while moving the door would blow fully open, rather then tending to blow closed if hinged on the B-pillar.
If there’s no cassette deck, then presumably the car has an 8-TRACK player, if it doesn’t have just a radio. So named because the tape had 8 tracks of recorded information, 4 left and 4 right, and the player head moved down to play them in order. A TRACT is a piece of land or a written document.
dataweaver over 14 years ago
♠Lonewolf♠: To be more specific, this particular strip ran on August 8, 1989.
billyjack71 over 14 years ago
Suicide doors are door that open from the front. They came out on the Lincolns years ago.
leezooka over 14 years ago
he could be like a secret penguin. Those things are so sneaky it is not even funny
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
LeslieAnne, Pardon me for interrupting your bubble bath! Do you have any Moose Tracks in there with you? It’s too bad that Calvin’s Dad couldn’t have been available to rescue you during your perilous adventure, but I suspect that Calvin’s imagination is running wild again, anyway. Have a restful night so you’ll be alert tomorrow when you drive the forklift truck! Don’t take any wrong turns. “One good turn deserves another!”
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
Rmom: “Gull wing” doors, I can see the name now from the picture. I guess they got named “bat wings” around here due to the Batman series on tv’s car. LeslieAnne: I looked up the picture of the Lamborghini doors and they’re cool too. I thought they had the “gull wing” doors too. I’ve never seen one except on television.
alaskakid over 14 years ago
Its all a part of the act, calvin.
calvinsfreind about 14 years ago
the dad isnt a masked superhero hes actully a big monster and hes nder your bed calvin hes a monster