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My son never destroyed the house but he went through a how do things work stage. He took apart alot of clocks which made it fun to get up in the morning and many of his electronic toys. I could never throw anything mechanical away because he wanted to disect it. I had to be careful with the vacuum cleaner because there was always little screws and gears all over the floor.
I donât own a home and wonât until they are out of the house! Oh wait, then grandchildren might come over. Maybe Iâll rent for the rest of my life!
DINO The time Dad came home after I had put practically all the parts back in Grandpaâs pocket watch (extra parts for people who donât know what theyâre doing), he gave me a book, not a whooping.âHow Things Workâ was informative, but I still prefer hands on. My mother and my significant still cringe when they see me with a tool box. Matter of fact, I donât think my mother would let me in her house if I had a screwdriver.
I thought Mom had âpainted herself into a cornerâ, but apparently not.
Calvin canât escape, so he might as well slow down âa bit and braceâ himself.
When I was Calvinâs age, all such experiments were ultimately destructive. By the time I was 12 Iâd figured out how to take things apart in such a way that they could be reassembled successfully.
At 14 my folks had me replace the transmission in the washing machine.
The moral is, donât discourage the enquiry, but try to save the house.
When will dad ever learn to lock up all of his tools in a place where Calvin canât get to them?! And if he canât â or wonât â then why doesnât mom do it since sheâs the only one that appears to do any of the homeâs maintenance around there ⊠and probably a majority of that maintenance is fixing what Calvin destroys?!?!?
Easy way to deal with kids like Calvin is to lock up the car and the garage, and then lock him out of the house, and, of course, no access to anything with a sharp point on it. My dad was the shooting Editor for Field & Stream - we had enough firearms and ammo in the basement to allow Westchester county to secede from the US. Hate to think what a kid like Calvin might have done with a situation like thatâŠ.yoiksâŠ.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Calvin, you little home wrecker, youâŠ
SWEETBILL over 14 years ago
NOW thatâs the girl Iâve been looking for all my life heh, heh
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
Times like these Dadâs happy heâs at work.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
At least give the poor little guy a power drill.
LittleSister18 over 14 years ago
Thatâs the cost of having an active tornado of a kid.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Calvin sure is a handfull. Maybe Mom & Dad should have rented. They could then focus on Calvinâs doings/
Good Morning, Marg, Mike & â Lonewolfâ
rentier over 14 years ago
In spite of all we need a place to live, we cannot change!
tbree over 14 years ago
Calvin used that kind of drill because itâs QUIET!
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
Hey, doesnât Allstate have an insurance policy for âCalvinâ forgiveness??????
robertdcurtis over 14 years ago
Run Calvin,Run for your life!!
moronbis over 14 years ago
Nice one, cleokaya.
Love the last panel. Mom needs insurance for house against Calvin.
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
My son never destroyed the house but he went through a how do things work stage. He took apart alot of clocks which made it fun to get up in the morning and many of his electronic toys. I could never throw anything mechanical away because he wanted to disect it. I had to be careful with the vacuum cleaner because there was always little screws and gears all over the floor.
Yukoner over 14 years ago
I still have a drill like that.
Sandfan over 14 years ago
Just for the record, that drill is called a bit and brace.
cdward over 14 years ago
I donât own a home and wonât until they are out of the house! Oh wait, then grandchildren might come over. Maybe Iâll rent for the rest of my life!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
DINO The time Dad came home after I had put practically all the parts back in Grandpaâs pocket watch (extra parts for people who donât know what theyâre doing), he gave me a book, not a whooping.âHow Things Workâ was informative, but I still prefer hands on. My mother and my significant still cringe when they see me with a tool box. Matter of fact, I donât think my mother would let me in her house if I had a screwdriver.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Mom should âdrillâ it into Calvin how to use that tool properly. He doesnât know âa bit and braceâ from a hole in the wall.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
I thought Mom had âpainted herself into a cornerâ, but apparently not. Calvin canât escape, so he might as well slow down âa bit and braceâ himself.
kittenpah over 14 years ago
When I was Calvinâs age, all such experiments were ultimately destructive. By the time I was 12 Iâd figured out how to take things apart in such a way that they could be reassembled successfully.
At 14 my folks had me replace the transmission in the washing machine.
The moral is, donât discourage the enquiry, but try to save the house.
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
Hey mom take a pen and connect the holesâŠer dots it could just be a work of art?
lehutan over 14 years ago
Good thing he missed the wiringâŠ
ses1066 over 14 years ago
Any bets that the holes are in the wall Mom just worked on yesterday?
kab2rb over 14 years ago
I wonder where Calvin was drilling at.? Calvin we know your just trying to be helpful.
glitterygal07 over 14 years ago
In panel four, Calvinâs mom has the snoopy eyes
agpeter over 14 years ago
PUDDLEGLUM, You are soooo clever!
ratlum over 14 years ago
What in tarnation give him the need for a brace & bit ?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I also still have a drill like that! SomewhereâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ..
GâAfternoon, Mike, Grog & Marg!
trekkermint over 14 years ago
can;t stand cleaning - where are all the happy disney critters that snow white had?or, why canât my cat learn to mop?
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
When will dad ever learn to lock up all of his tools in a place where Calvin canât get to them?! And if he canât â or wonât â then why doesnât mom do it since sheâs the only one that appears to do any of the homeâs maintenance around there ⊠and probably a majority of that maintenance is fixing what Calvin destroys?!?!?
Kokopelli over 14 years ago
lucky he didnât hit a live wire
runninanreadin over 14 years ago
What the heck is the use of HAVING a tool if you arenât busy destroying things with it? Jeesh!
khpage over 14 years ago
Easy way to deal with kids like Calvin is to lock up the car and the garage, and then lock him out of the house, and, of course, no access to anything with a sharp point on it. My dad was the shooting Editor for Field & Stream - we had enough firearms and ammo in the basement to allow Westchester county to secede from the US. Hate to think what a kid like Calvin might have done with a situation like thatâŠ.yoiksâŠ.
Shay over 14 years ago
Calvin, you little trouble maker!
Dijboy over 11 years ago
xD