FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 09, 1998

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Jason: What are all those cords wrapped around you? Marcus: These, Jasonezer, are the cables of the many video game controllers I selfishly clung to in life. Little by little, I built these binds, and now I must live with them throughout eternity. I have come here tonight to warn you, Jasonezer. Jason: To be more generous with my toys? Marcus: To not waste money on this one brand of joystick. The fire button is sluggish.