PreTeena by Allison Barrows for April 07, 2012

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    frumdebang  almost 13 years ago

    Or, Jeri starting that evening on the six o’clock news.

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    Not Me  almost 13 years ago

    Not only blond, but SKINNY BLOND. She is a shoe in.

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    sjsczurek  almost 13 years ago

    Well, then, all Jeri has to do is ask, “How do I get experience?” And the station employees will all go “uhh – du du du du – beeuhbuh – nnnnn,” and then Jeri will say, “Okay, let’s cut the screwing around and get started.” And they’ll hire her because then she’ll look smarter than all the rest of the experienced employees combined.

    You betcha!
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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    No, by that time she’ll be smarter and she WON’T say, “Let’s stop the screwing around…” because THAT’S how she’ll get the minimum wage job in the first place. Local anchors don’t get much money. Barely pays for makeup and blow….drying.

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    Stagger Lee  almost 13 years ago

    Teena didn’t tell Jeri that you have to be able to read words with more than 3 letters in them.

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    celeconecca  almost 13 years ago

    I do like Jeri’s hair.

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    WaitingMan  almost 13 years ago

    The next Gretchen Carlson has arrived!

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    frumdebang  almost 13 years ago

    Indeed it is, gmartin997, indeed it is. My submission was not intended to be funny, but rather a trenchant commentary on our culture (sic) in the early 21st century. No yucks there.

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