Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 19, 2009

Corrupted already….

…yes, infomercials are a universal virus

Shamwowza!

That fiendish zeitgeist blankets yet another hapless society.

There’s a movie based on the popular children’s story coming out this friday…wow.

I saw a snuggie for dogs at walmart. Whats sad is someone will probably buy it…..oh well.

Shazamwowza?

Somehow the snuggie even makes a wild thing look like a cult leader.

Looks like a lab coat. (Lab as in Dr. Mel, not dog.)

and….isn’t that a “mr microphone” in one of their hands?

One size fits all!

Oops, my bad! That film came out this past Friday!

And next week they’re getting a karaoke machine.

First song to be played: “Wild Thing.”

Suggies are the stupidest things I’ve ever seen. I’ve used favorite blankets for over fifty years, and I’ve never had a problem. Believe me, I’ve never had trouble reaching for a cocktail. I really don’t see the need. Anybody ever hear of a big fluffy robe? It’s not rocket science, people! And one size, only…..Those Wild Things are about the only creatures they fit!

Snuggies Rule! It keeps my wife warm which means she isn’t bothering me during hockey games.

Infomercials show us great deals on things we didn’t even realize we needed.