Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 13, 2009

That makes it better?

There really are anatomically correct, inflatable sheep that you can buy. I’m not aware of any similar goat product, however.

Reminds me of the story of Cholmondeley. Can’t repeat it here…. Funny, though.

Sisyphos whisper it in my ear.

Margueritem: (Have you heard? Old Cholmondeley…psst psst psst!) Okay?

EW! EW! EW! That’s going to give me nightmares!

If he’s an actor, its probably an inflatable nanny goat.

PS I really really really would like to date TD ;-)

Fairportfan : Word .

I’d say something, but my comments have been getting flagged a lot lately and I’m trying to be more G rated……as if! Oh, and technically it’s not cheating.

From the blog, Edward Gorey’s page, there’s TMI for you.

Confession may be good for the soul, but it can be really bad for the reputation.

Gives new meaning to separating the sheep from the goats.

Only one word comes to mind:

BAAAAAA!

“Baaaaaa” means No!

P.S. Hey “ejcapulet”… don’t you mean “Ewe, ewe, ewe!!”

Puts a whole new spin on “I got your goat”.

At least it wasn’t a flatulent goat.

If you ask him, “How was it?” He’ll probably say, “not baaaaad”.

Teresa come back, we need you.

I guess she wasn’t kidding…… Teresa, get well quickly, we need our froggy.

NOOOooooooohh………

hey frog applause lady… I don’t pray but I will do my best to throw some good thoughts out in your direction today and tomorrow… get well soon… better let the stethoscope wearing goats care for ya… if anyone can top the swine it is the devil eyed doctors out there… I give em some dues…

Get well soon Teresa!!!

Does “top the swine” have anything to do with an inflatable pig?

Teresa, I’ll pray for you and the doctor. Get well soon.

Teresa, get well, We miss you like hell, And this place starts to smell Without you.

Get well soon Teresa D. I already miss my daily dose of nonsensical, surreal weirdness.

So sorry you’ve got the scourge. Love your dead flies on the FrogBlog. Feel better!

I thought Swine Flu was just some kind of myth the government made up to trick us into getting vaccines we don’t need.

Flight Suit In 76 Jerry Ford warned of a mass infection of Swine Flu. About a quarter of America fell for it and got vaccinated, killing 500. No flu was reported

Ms Theresa, we miss you. From a fan who used to live where “Men are men and sheep are scared”.

Lewreader - in 76 Swine Flu was isolated from recruits at Fort Dix, NJ. Three elderly people died after getting the vaccination at the same clinic - no evidence that the vaccination and the deaths were related. More likely that the deaths were related to something specific to the clinic, not the vaccine. The deaths and risks of the vaccine were wildly exaggerated by the press,, and the myth lives on. Perhaps the ‘76 vaccination program was ill-advised, but even given your ‘500 deaths’ out of 40 million vaccinated - pretty small collateral damage considering the risk of a 1918-like pandemic - it’s a very complicated risk/benefit equation with no ‘right’ answer.

T., Hang in there girl. Wish I could think of something witty and buck-upish to say. I’m keeping you in my thoughts and sending all the positive energy your direction that I can…

OUCH

Best wishes for your speedy return to health, Teresa!

T, I just recovered from my bout with the Swine Flu, and I sympathize. It really sucks the first 7 days or so, but once your fever breaks it’s all down hill from there. I held my 104 - 105 fever for 6 days. Get plenty of rest, drink ALOT of Gatorade and don’t over do it when you first start feeling better.. GET WELL SOON.

Get well soon.

Thinking of you

An update from someone who knows Miss D. personally would be nice. Being hospitalized is serious.

I draw the line at goats-Elton John

((((((T))))))

Welcome back, Teresa! Greatly relieved you’re home and on the rebound…

Your goat’s here, safe with me, Teresa. I’d be glad to keep her for a few more days, if you’d like.

P.S. Great car! Just don’t go out with your head uncovered for a few more days.