Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 26, 2008
Transcript:
Joe: This is a Nooztube special report... here's correspondent Danae Pyle with an exclusive breaking news story. Danae: Citing a "woman's prerogative," Sarah Palin has changed her mind about the vice presidency... we're here with her replacement on the ticket, Capt. Coastal Eddie. Eddie: Urp. Danae: Can you tell us your qualifications in foreign policy, Capt. Eddie? Eddie: Well... when I'm haulin' in my lobstah traps on a cleah day, I can see Nova Scotia. Danae: Excellent! And being a captain, I assume you have military experience. Eddie: Ah-yeh... every summah I lead a brigade of Union soldiers in Civil Wah re-enactments. Danae: And what are you views on the Bush Doctrine? Eddie: You mean replacing divots when he plays at Arundel Golf Course? Joe: O-o-o-okay... let's take a quick break here... Kate: It's Daddy... he says making up stuff up and passing it off as news is illegal. Danae: Yeah, right... you don't see Rupert Murdoch in prison, do you?
zonarius over 16 years ago
Non Sequitur wonât be printed in any of Mr Murdochâs papers after he hears about this strip.
stpatme over 16 years ago
We can only live in hope.
Delawarebob over 16 years ago
Coastal Eddie could only be an improvement âŠ
robertsewellca over 16 years ago
Danae is my comic strip hero.
reader01 over 16 years ago
I hope some day to see you do a strip about the hundreds of thousands of lies told by the liberal ânewsâ media. But of course you never will, because that requires you to be honest.
Wiley creator over 16 years ago
âI hope some day to see you do a strip about the hundreds of thousands of lies told by the liberal ânewsâ media. â
Such as⊠?
Secondly, there is no âliberal news mediaâ. There hasnât been for many years. Itâs all corporately owned.
Technojunkie over 16 years ago
Such as Dan Ratherâs swearing that documents printed with a 1970âs version of Microsoft Word were genuineâŠ
Wiley creator over 16 years ago
âWiley, Liberals own corporations too.â
Again, such as�
And, Technojunkie, the report youâre referring to about George Bushâs record with the National Guard was true. It was one piece of the documentation that was untrue. To this day, no one ever refuted the accuracy of the report itself, which is central to the lawsuit Rather has filed against CBS.
hcrobin85 over 16 years ago
unfortunately, Danae, Rupert Murdoch has so much money he could probably BUY his own prison for himself, and turn it into Club Med for all the other rich folks who broke the law!!!
tobybartels over 16 years ago
The two wealthiest liberals that I know of are Warren Buffett (owner of Berkeshire Hathaway) and Bill Gates (former owner of Microsoft). Buffett is more politically outspoken that Gates (and he is even richer).
Actually, they are the two wealthiest people that I know of (since I don't know who Carlos Slim HelĂș, #2 according to Forbes, is).
Mind you, I'm not saying that Buffett and Gates are wrong.
Wiley creator over 16 years ago
What makes you think Bill Gates is a liberal?
peterkeenan over 16 years ago
Glad to see that dear old Rupe is held in about as much esteem as we hold him, here in Australia. At least one of his papers here still canât believe the conservatives lost the last election.
Possum Pete over 16 years ago
Of course Gates is a liberal. He gives money to people that need it. How much more liberal can you get?
oredox over 16 years ago
madgerault over 16 years ago
This is not the cartoon that was in my Sunday paper (10/26) (not a Murdoch publication). Does Wiley offer different cartoons for papers to choose from?
Wiley creator over 16 years ago
Apparently your paper opted not to run this cartoon and reprinted an older one. Which newspaper is it, and which cartoon did they run?
Wildmustang1262 over 16 years ago
Ummm,âŠ.TMI! sheesh!
madgerault over 16 years ago
Re: substituted comic in the 10/26 Newark (NJ) Star-Ledger. The comic showed people struggling up the side of a mountain to a guruâs cave, while, below, the guru waited to take the elevator. The sign at the top read âAnswers for an easier life.â The cartoon was dated 10/26.
Edit: I went back and checked the copyright date. It was 2006.
LeonardWatson over 16 years ago
It looks like Capt. Eddie actually has more experience with the military and foreign policy than Obama does. Letâs replace Obama with Capt. Eddie at least then we might actually get aa definition of what he means by the word change instead of a bunch of Liberal rambling that sounds eloquent but says nothing!
tobybartels over 16 years ago
Wiley asked:
What makes you think Bill Gates is a liberal?
One month before that (September 27), Wiley defined âliberalâ:
lib·er·al adj.
a. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry. b. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.Gates is not politically outspoken, but here are a few items that we know:
He believes that capitalism should be revised to better serve the poor (âcreative capitalismâ is his buzzword): http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120113473219511791.html
His foundation's scholarship program is for racial minorities only (for which conservatives criticise him): http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Gates_Foundation&oldid=248090575#Diversity (follow the links in the two references)
He supported liberal causes directly in the past: http://archive.salon.com/21st/feature/1998/01/cov_29feature.html
As a good businessman, his campaign contributions now are pretty balanced, so that doesn't tell us much: http://www.campaignmoney.com/biography/bill_gates.asp
Call him a âmoderateâ if you like, but your own definition of âliberalâ is so broad that most moderates (and quite a few conservatives) are covered. So I conclude that Bill is a liberal.
More to the original point: Nearly all of the news media is liberal by your definition. You can't have it both ways: quoting the dictionary to show that being a liberal is pretty tame and nothing to complain about, then claiming that the owners of media corporations (because of their wealth, I assumed, but maybe that's not your reason) automatically don't qualify.
(For what it's worth, I find the political opinions of the mainstream media to be, well, mainstream and moderate. Personally, I prefer alternative media with a wide variety of strong opinions. Oh, and I like funny comics that touch on political topics, too, which is why I'm here.)
MagusCGM over 16 years ago
Itâs only the âliberalâ news media if the story isnât âpro conservativeâ.
I remember catching an episode of Fox News where they were complaining about how the Washington Post had run more positive Obama articles than McCain and had run more negative McCain articles than Obama.
1) Pot-Kettle-Black for Fox News to ever jump on any other news outlet for being one sided. Because Iâm sure their ratio of positive/negative reports on Obama/McCain will be very equal.
2) They still reported negative things about Obama and they still reported positive articles about McCain. Its not being a liberal media outlet, its reporting what there is to report.
Honestly I would like anyone to give me an example of a News outlet that constantly makes sure that they post as many pro articles as anti articles on any subject. Because honestly to me itâd be a waste of time.
phoenixnyc almost 2 years ago
Hope youâre enjoying the Dominion settlement, Wiley â canât wait to see what SmartMatic does to them.