Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 11, 2009

Hey guys, watch this!

Pulled the pin…and now count to wha…

What doesn’t kill you can horribly cripple you.

Of course it isn’t loaded. See?

Hmmm, Please Don’t feed the Be…….

don’t be stupid, of course its not poisonous.

Look at that shooting star. Do you think it´s going to hi…

You sure you cut the power before I …

Ahh..I get to fly on Air Force One…I think I’d like a pretzel…

Hey! what’s this red button for?…Oops!

Apparently, none of the others had a chance to even start their last words.

Look out for the cliff!!! What cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff?

Is this a good place to check for Darwin Award applicants?

Bmonk - Roger that on the Darwin Award applicants. RobbyC - Someone had that site listed the other day and I checked it out. It’s OK when there’s absolutely nothing else happening and there’s usually something to laugh about.

RobbyC, I checked out your link and will pass. It basically fits the description of its topic today.

How do you look in that dress. Well honey, to be honest, you look…

Is that a dolphin or a shark?

Rad, bmonk nooooo, that would be the Darwin Award recipients!!

I could kick your butt with one hand tied behi…..

Hey Jimmyray, hold my beer and watch what I can do…

All right me hearty, just put that beer can on yer head while I shoot…

“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…”

– General John Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsylvania, U.S. CIvil War

My Jack In the Box burger tastes funny! (I like making 90s references.)

JFri - You are so right on the recipients, but I knew what bmonk meant.

LOL, cleokaya!

“Trust me, I know what I’m doing.”

Nah, I don’t need help - I got it…..

Now where did I put that … Arrrrrrrgh!