Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 11, 2009

Love the teacher - that ‘stunned mullet’ look when confronted by Danae’s logic.

Danae’s reverse psychology.

Classic funny, great stuff Wiley

For Pete’s sake! Hand the brat her quiz paper and say “cowabunga!”

Wiley rules!

I know that teacher look. My Danaes see it frequently.

I think Danae will be taking her pop quiz in the principal’s office.

Danae’s “reverse psychology” just boomeranged, but I guess she was too stunned (from the clobbering) to recognise it.

Yes, whatever did happen to “personal responsibility”?

i love her!

LMAO Good try Danae!

If the teacher has seniority and is a good foot soldier for the union, nothing short of preaching the word of God would cause her to lose her job.

Danae is a manipulative such and such. I wish I would’ve had someone like her in my class.

Ah yes, another victim of “no child left behind”. It’s all about passing the tests, and good teaching be dam ed.

My Dad would tell me one learns form bad or poor teachers too! Plus a skunk smells his OWN hole >:D Point a finger three are pointing back

Haha, love the way Danae thinks. Should get an “A” for failing so brilliantly.

LameRandomName says: wndrwrthgPro says: Ah yes, another victim of “no child left behind”. It’s all about passing the tests, and good teaching be dam ed. ——————————— If you know the subject material, you can pass the test. If you can’t pass the test, you don’t know the subject material. ——————- so how many test takers got hired last week?

If we don’t do well it could be seen as an indicator of bad teaching by your superiors…

What Danae is missing here is the bigger picture. As long as the majority of the class does well, the teacher is OK, and Danae would stand out as the anomaly. So a better method of attack would be to form a student coalition to collectively all do bad on the quiz.

Radical-Knight, I’m sure that by now Danae has perfected the Big Nate method of handling detention (while away time, or complain and drive detention-room-duty teacher nuts)

Maybe all people should be judged by decisions made by subordinates, such as not paying attention or studying. If I’m a manager, and a subordinate makes countless bad decisions and stupid mistakes, I should be fired. Keep the stupid employee and get a better manager. If its good for teachers, it would be great for all managers.

In days of old when knights were bold, Danae would have had her donkey whipped!

haha I’m a teacher and have had students try this before LOL

you have to love Diane’s logig!

This is exactly the problem with school today, I am a 5th grade teacher, there are no grades for students, no accountability for them, either. Only teachers are held accountable for the whims, non productivity, and apathy of students.