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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 30, 2009
Transcript:
Chat Alert: From: Lars. To: Jeffrey. Lars: Yo, Jeffrey, what's up, dude? Jeffrey: Hey, Lars... Oh, the usual, having to deal with people who seem to go out of their way to stay ignorant and afraid. I'm sick of it! Lars: Yeah, I hear ya. Aw, dang... Hold on a second... Alien: ...So you're saying Earthlings are going to come here and harvest us for food? Lars: That's not what I said!!
yyyguy almost 16 years ago
wiley, this is just beautiful! absolutely LOL. enjoy the vacation you mentioned in comments earlier this week.
Dirty Dragon almost 16 years ago
FOX News Mars, brought to you by Virgin Galactic. Here’s Geraldo Rivera…
ejcapulet almost 16 years ago
Oh nooooooooo… another one?
SaintRCat almost 16 years ago
The scary thing about ignorance is that it’s used chiefly by people who worship the great god-elephant or the great god-donkey.
johnparadox almost 16 years ago
So some things are universal
babbie Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Marvelous, Wiley.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 16 years ago
…aliens are the opium of the masses…
pima0101 almost 16 years ago
I don’t think he’s very good at reading between the lines.
wicky almost 16 years ago
Wiley, you sly devil, you threw us a he** of a curve ball, nowhere in my wildest imagination (and I have a wild one) could I have anticipated this. Marvelous! thank you
DBjorn almost 16 years ago
Oh – this – LOLOL – I’m still giggling too hard come up with the words I want! LOL
davephd almost 16 years ago
Gary Trudeau once drew a child who had not finished his meal and was told “there are starving children in Georgia!” Today’s Non Sequitur has replaced that panel as my favorite of all time. Brilliant, Wiley!
lazygrazer almost 16 years ago
Thanks, Wiley—this helps explain a couple of my e-pals.
MotherOfMoses almost 16 years ago
Mr Wiley, what’s with the emblem on the cover of Jeffrey’s laptop? Innuendo? Premonition? Warning???
Trebor39 almost 16 years ago
Why not Wiley? They might be delicious.
boozoothatswho almost 16 years ago
Earthlings will come to Mars many times over the centuries, mostly in happy ignorance, for adventure or for freedom. They’ll be institutionalized for believing they’re from earth, will propagate vast apple orchards to enrich the atmosphere, unwittingly reduce Martian aborigines to melancholy ashes and disembodied souls by infecting them with chicken pox, and ultimately will leave a Martian wasteland to return homesick to earth, to face nuclear Armageddon in the bosom of family.
halavana almost 16 years ago
Priceless, Wiley. Just priceless.
Radical-Knight almost 16 years ago
New Characters?
I like the Avatar, Nozzi.
Whoopsie… I think Boozoo has been at the airplane glue again. ☺
Kaero almost 16 years ago
I think I dated Lars’ friend…
kirbey almost 16 years ago
FABULOUS!
Varnes almost 16 years ago
They’re coming to mars to pave and pollute! OK, sure, maybe a slave or two…
alife almost 16 years ago
Hermes Trismegistus
ninmas almost 16 years ago
i’m saving this story foreverer
rayannina almost 16 years ago
I’m just glad Jeffrey has a friend who understands.
Northwoodser almost 16 years ago
Radical-knight: I think Boozoo is an upset native-american
lazygrazer almost 16 years ago
Hey, boozoo, that’s actually a pretty impressive piece of writing.
wndrwrthg almost 16 years ago
To those who have commented on Boozoos’ post. Read Ray Bradburys “The Martian Chronicles”, and beware of Genevieve.
reynard61 almost 16 years ago
*hands Wiley a shiny new internetz*
Garrulous almost 16 years ago
Very clever, very funny, nice drawing, it has a beat you can dance to, I give it a 10.
I love the name, Lars from Mars.
Great stuff Mr. Wiley, thanks for the laugh.
Wiley creator almost 16 years ago
Wow… thank you very much folks!
aliattitude Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Gocomics is fun. Having a ball. Thanks. a
jamadison4 almost 16 years ago
, Is this an allegorical treatment of the current North Korean geopolitical crisis ?????
I hope President Obama and Pentagon Chiefs are reading this week’s strip ………………………………………..
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DolphinGirl78 almost 16 years ago
This has got to be the funniest strip I’ve seen in recent weeks…. Way to go Wiley, keep ‘em coming!
treered almost 16 years ago
everyone should read this strip, obama, pnetagon, them, us, etc….
trigger_hippie almost 16 years ago
beautiful and funny …
wenitasusilo almost 16 years ago
ha..ha..ha..ha…ha… this is so funny… I love it… thank you.