Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 11, 2009
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Lobbyist: Sigh. Money, power, influence... I had it all as a lobbyist. Then one day...poof! It was all gone in an instant. Now I have to get by on disability. Man: Man, that's rough. So what made you disabled? A car accident? Lobbyist: No...More debilitating than that... I grew a **** conscience! Man: Check please.
pouncingtiger about 15 years ago
The doom of politicians (mainly Republicans), a conscience.
pbarnrob about 15 years ago
Well, the doom of lobbyists of any stripe, likewise pol’s.
yyyguy about 15 years ago
it’s amazing how much money you can make if you don’t have a conscience. until you get caught, anyway.
Basqueian about 15 years ago
and then, hey, presto, just in time for the press conferences, you suddenly DO have a conscience. Amazing how that works.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 15 years ago
You have to realize that you’re doing something bad to feel bad about it. Unfortunately, people have an amazing ability to rationalize their bad behavior.
HUMPHRIES about 15 years ago
It’s shameful a few more people don’t develop this “disability”.
grinstoya about 15 years ago
I never knew a conscience grew… I just thought they slapped you in the face and said… WAKE UP!… just like dear old mom used to do.
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
There are places one can go to rid oneself of an unwanted conscience. He’s sitting in one.
cdward about 15 years ago
That’s what the guy he’s talking to thought. Now he’s afraid of getting infected with one himself.
pdeason2 about 15 years ago
The doom of politicians (mainly Democrats and some Republicans), a conscience.
gjsjr41 about 15 years ago
Yup, another career down the drain.
Lurah about 15 years ago
I wish!
Superfrog about 15 years ago
A lobbyist in a glass of his own.
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
next thing you know, he’ll be developing some morals…
pschearer Premium Member about 15 years ago
Not all lobbyists are bad. Although there can be mixtures, they tend toward two types. One lobbies for unearned benefits secured by the use of government power to tax, regulate, prosecute, and generally harass. The other type tries to defend honest clients from the first type.
The first type would be impossible and the second type would be unnecessary if government were restricted to its one proper purpose of securing individual rights.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Amen to that.
Potrzebie about 15 years ago
Thank you perfesser shearer. Examples please? Don’t use health industry so we don’t start a flaming war please.
CogentModality about 15 years ago
The NEA, ABA, big oil, big pharma. There’s four. Two from each camp.
Varnes about 15 years ago
Do we have the right to build our own expressways and sewer systems, you know, each of us individually? Because if we work together it’s socialism…
Trebor39 about 15 years ago
If a lobbyist got a conscience then that’s a miracle. That guy asking for the check must be a real lobbyist.
jayhii about 15 years ago
Trebor39- You have it backwards; if the 2nd guy was a real lobbyist, he’d be HANDING out a check. The second guy is either a journalist or a congressman that just realized he’s been wasting his time with that guy.
Padre5 about 15 years ago
I agree - lobbyists hand out checks. The guy asking for the check is high tailing it out of there - getting far away from someone who actually has a @#%&! conscience … it might be catching