Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 20, 2009
Transcript:
Lucy: OK, I'll bite... what's "My Way"? Danae: Well, I don't care what your way is. Lucy: No... I mean the path to serenity. Danae: I just told you. Lucy: You did? Danae: Yes... your way is wrong, my way is right. Lucy: Oh. So... "My Way" is really your way? Danae: Yes, not your way. Lucy: Not my way? Danae: Right... my way. Lucy: It's hard to grasp a concept that gives you a migraine... Danae: Not if you do it my way.
MurphyHerself about 15 years ago
Who’s on first??
pbarnrob about 15 years ago
OK, I’ll bite: Naturally!
pouncingtiger about 15 years ago
What’s on second? I don’t know is on third. Today is catchign and Tomorrow pitching (or vice versa) Why is in left field and Because is in center. I think, I don’t care in the shortstop and Naturally is in right field.
Please straighten me out where incorrect. Thanks.
yyyguy about 15 years ago
that Arafat guy? Yasir.
Hugh B. Hayve about 15 years ago
Danae’s gonna make a great politician some day.
glslightning about 15 years ago
If the neighbors let her grow up!
wicky about 15 years ago
again, the flagon with the dragon has the pellet with the poison, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Lurah about 15 years ago
Everything I hate about organized anything…right on Wiley!
pdeason2 about 15 years ago
that sounds just like the president Obama we have to do it his way for his way is right and our way and our Founding fathers way is wrong according to him. But I say pthhhh to him his way is the wrong way to do things and all he is a good used car sales man that sell you lemons as good cars.
sylbert about 15 years ago
I think Wiley used to be a government worker …
Leonardeuler about 15 years ago
“In Ancient Greece, a sophism was a confusing argument used for deceiving someone”. Danae is a very, very, very real sophist.
carmy about 15 years ago
What just happened?
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
As some of you have pointed out, my first thought was of the “Who’s on first” skit.
yyyguy I haven’t heard that one in a long time. Was that Carson playing Reagan?. My second thought was that it might be SNL, but if was SNL, who played Reagan?
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Varnes about 15 years ago
She’s gonna make a good little no alternative GOP brat someday…
TheDOCTOR about 15 years ago
@BC13: Yes Johnny DID do that as Reagan and I think Reagan saw it and loved it.
Good one Wiley: Nothing funnier than updating a classic
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
Way to go.
kfaatz925 about 15 years ago
Whoa. Duuude…
JanLC about 15 years ago
Pouncing Tiger: I just watched the routine on You Tube. You got it almost right. The right fielder is never named. Naturally was part of the confusion about first base. Everything else you said is perfect.
jmworacle about 15 years ago
Sounds like “The Benevolent One’s” philosophy………….
Ushindi about 15 years ago
yyyguy: I believe I just heard the sounds of “The Court Jester” coming from Richard - I may have to watch that again tonight. No such thing as too much Danny Kaye and Glynis Johns.
treered about 15 years ago
good catch jancin! love abbot & costello! maybe Danae should take this on the stage….
David_J Premium Member about 15 years ago
As Mr. Spock would say…
Highly Illogical.
But funny. . .
bgerard about 15 years ago
Shades and Jazzlilly:
Your ignorance is showing.
MatureCanadian about 15 years ago
Danae is going to make a great Republican some day!
The vessal with the pestle has the brew that is true. You are so correct, no such thing as too much Danny Kaye. Love Hans Christian Anderson too.
treered about 15 years ago
Danae is going to make a great Republican some day!
i was hoping they would just rust and return to the earth….
Xrystalia about 15 years ago
No need to point fingers at one group or another. Every person has it within themselves to hold tightly to their personal values and beliefs. It’s a good thing to fight for what you believe in and that is why America is great - because we’re allowed to! At least, we used to be. :0/
johnnydoc5 about 15 years ago
Anyone who doesn’t recognize that both parties are afflicted with Danae’s frame of mind might wish to look again. All I wanna know is what’s the name of the first baseman. What’s on second. I’m not asking who’s on second. Who’s on first. I don’t know. Well, he’s on third base, don’t change the base!
pouncingtiger about 15 years ago
JanCinVV, thanks for letting me know.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 15 years ago
A house divided against itself
OakDragon about 15 years ago
This attitude seems to be the very foundation of religious conservatism. Our particular branch is the only right one and all others are, by default, evil. Everyone should be expected to fit a single mold. No appreciation for or respect of diversity.
AKHenderson Premium Member about 15 years ago
Danae sounds like Alan Sokal (and the academes his magnum opus parodied) more than any religious or political ideologue. People who preach” my way” will actually tell you what that way is.