Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 30, 2009

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    tbree  about 15 years ago

    Yep, that’s just how life is. Just as soon as you think things are going your way, something comes along to crush you.

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    pouncingtiger  about 15 years ago

    I’ll second that notion, tbree.

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    Llewellenbruce  about 15 years ago

    I bet that’s the last time he reads his fortune even though it came true.

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    Yukoner  about 15 years ago

    Last time I opened a fortune cookie it read,”That wasn’t really chicken.”

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    sjoujke  about 15 years ago

    Tsk, tsk - you’re supposed to look both ways before crossing the street.

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    Hillbillyman  about 15 years ago

    Rodney…It’s called Murphys’ Law!

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    Ronshua  about 15 years ago

    Prim example / demonstration of said law !

    Hope my HMO is better than Rodney’s . She looks strikingly like Nurse Mildred “Big Nurse” Ratched . Recovery for me would be stimied .

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    Dkram  about 15 years ago

    Not the nose! That 50% of Rodney’s body!

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    “… in bed!”

    And it came true!

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    chateauxmargaux  about 15 years ago

    His nose was injured too. How painful. More painful is being served horrible Jello.

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    jimpow  about 15 years ago

    My fortune cookie said, “Hurry up and pay your bill. Other people are waiting for your table.”

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    boldyuma  about 15 years ago

    Years ago on the show “Becker” Ted Danson had a story about good luck/bad luck which he called his ‘rubber band’ theory……. The rubber band get’s streched out so far with good luck and then…wham… get’s you in the end…..That’s when you look up to the heaven’s and say…”Wow I didn’t see that one coming….I like your work”…

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    kirbydude  about 15 years ago

    My fortune cookie says that some dude name Rodney will get crushed by a horse and carraige. phsycic.

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    TheWildSow  about 15 years ago

    But Rodney’s fortune came true – he is being waited on hand & foot – because he can’t move!

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    Sometimes it pays to watch where your going in life if you don’t want to get crushed

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    yyyguy  about 15 years ago

    last fortune cookie i opened said, “Help! I’m being held prisoner in a Chinese Bakery!”

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    tbree  about 15 years ago

    Doesn’t matter if you watch where you are going. Even looking straight ahead, you’ll miss the piano falling from three stories straight up.

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    tc0809  about 15 years ago

    Why is Bung suddenly sober in the third to last panel? Did the green tea detoxify his liver?

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