You think this is bad, you should see the un-bread zombies wandering around in the kitchen. Wandering around in a ravenous stupor, seeking graains… graaaaaaaaaiinnssss!
Speaking of rockets, NASA is about to launch its new Ares 1-X rocket at 8 AM EDT. “The largest rocket in the world.” The cape is about 20 miles north of me, so I’m gonna get my camera and the long lens and get some nice pix. If it goes..
Envy me, people.
Zobie conductors want traaains.
Zombie air trafic controllers want your plaaaanes.
European Zombies want your Danes.
Zombie street musicians want your chaaaange.
Artillary zombies want your raaange (as do zombie cooks)
OK, I’m done. Someone else can take over…
Gentlemen zombies want your Hanes,
while RN zombies will take no pains,
but PT zombies will relieve your strains,
and anorexic zombies will have no gains.
I really don’t get robots. I just about every movie, they have their most important circuits in their head, the most vulnerable part. one shot there, and they go bye bye. But then, why don’t people have brains in their chests? Hmm…
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
I hope Oldbot doesn’t suffer from long-term memory loss.
Aurion over 14 years ago
You think this is bad, you should see the un-bread zombies wandering around in the kitchen. Wandering around in a ravenous stupor, seeking graains… graaaaaaaaaiinnssss!
D-i-c-e-R over 14 years ago
Zombie plumbers want your drains.
zero over 14 years ago
Watch your nuts. And bolts…
Rakkav over 14 years ago
The corn is really growin’ tall in this here greenhouse… :))
I like Aurion’s pun the best. I know the feeling. Grains…grains…
And then there’s Doctor Toon and Yours Truly, in our restless search for our morning caffeine injection: Nuke ‘em….nuke ‘em…
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Still less scary than Rob Zombie.
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
Quick, play “Thiller”.
Robert May Premium Member over 14 years ago
Do Physical Therapist zombies want your “strains”?
Dry Cleaner Zombies want your “stains”?
Construction Zombies want your “cranes”?
This could go on all day…
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Speaking of rockets, NASA is about to launch its new Ares 1-X rocket at 8 AM EDT. “The largest rocket in the world.” The cape is about 20 miles north of me, so I’m gonna get my camera and the long lens and get some nice pix. If it goes.. Envy me, people.
BillTidler over 14 years ago
Car-driving Zombies want your “lanes”…
Varnes over 14 years ago
Zobie conductors want traaains. Zombie air trafic controllers want your plaaaanes. European Zombies want your Danes. Zombie street musicians want your chaaaange. Artillary zombies want your raaange (as do zombie cooks) OK, I’m done. Someone else can take over…
ChiehHsia over 14 years ago
What did they do with the brains they were buried with? I say, they don’t get another one until they learn to take better care of their things.
zero over 14 years ago
I came back just to say—-I blame George Romero for all of this.
Dad4Mac over 14 years ago
Zombie horses want your maaannes Zombie doctors want your paaaiins Injured zombies want your caaaanes Dry climate zombies want your raaaains Zombie peasants want your thaaanes
OK someone else’s turn
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
If your name is Brian, watch out for dyslexic zombies!
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Gentlemen zombies want your Hanes, while RN zombies will take no pains, but PT zombies will relieve your strains, and anorexic zombies will have no gains.
Somebody for the next quatrain:
gordrogb Premium Member over 14 years ago
“If your name is Brian, watch out for dyslexic zombies!”
Excellent!!!!
If you are a zombie in CHEERS, you might want Dr. Frazier Crane?
Kosher71 over 14 years ago
Shoot ‘em in the motherboard !
wicky over 14 years ago
Just as long as they do not want our oompah loompahs.
UltraJoe over 14 years ago
I find it scary that Oldbot found robot Depends.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
How did zombies get into a space station? If they were once crewmates, shouldn’t we see a lot of little Winkys looking for spleens?
Varnes over 14 years ago
Orgelspieler, I think they must have eaten their own brains first. Undead Frog, nice….
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
Worst of all, the Wall Street zombies want your gains.
Max Starman Jones over 14 years ago
It would have been funnier IMHO if the zombie robot had said “processors” or even “chips.”
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Railroad barons want your trains, EverQuest players need your banes, Tarzan clones all look for Janes, And citizens should look for Kanes.
Indeed, this could go on all day.
Yeah, I’m envious. I didn’t even know an Ares was ready for testing, let alone for launch. If I can get that launch on the Internet I will watch it.
Virtualjump over 14 years ago
I really don’t get robots. I just about every movie, they have their most important circuits in their head, the most vulnerable part. one shot there, and they go bye bye. But then, why don’t people have brains in their chests? Hmm…
Rakkav over 14 years ago
@Kyler: For the same reason people don’t have lungs in their heads - brains and lungs work better where they are.
In this world there’s no universal engineering solution; there are always tradeoffs.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction about 5 years ago
Computer zombie virus.