The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for November 13, 2009

you won’t feel anything in NJ.

WHY WASTE MONEY TO WINE AND DINE THE ICE WOMAN ? TIME TO MOVE ON…. WOMEN ARE LIKE BUSES, ONE COMES BY EVERY 5 MINUTES..

Hmmm… New Jersey has been called worse. I suppose.

He would have beter luck in Old Jersey.

…or WITH an old Jersey. I think she’s a middle-aged Holstein.

I’ve heard that Jersey tingles

Hey, Millard, you wouldn’t want to ride just any bus. You need the right bus.

Ever notice how Rolf dances on the edge with his comments, leaving little gaps that his dates have to fill in? And when they do fill them in, THEY’RE the ones who have dirty minds. He is not as good as Teresa at maintaining plausible deniability, though.

I ALWAYS get the tingles here in NJ… I think my foot’s asleep again…

Wanna come visit, Grapfhics? I’ll cook up some Jersey Tomatoes and you can get tingly too, then we’ll visit the Tingly Rubber Co. (real place - look it up!) No other tingling though; Beloved Husband reserves those for himself.

I’ve heard stories there were people living in New Jersey - I’ve never believed it, though. Figured it was just another urban legend, or maybe a fantasy like Narnia…

Hey Ushindi, I resemble that remark! Does that make me legendary, or a fantasy woman?