B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 03, 2009

Univalve Burlesk .

If a snail loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

Neither. Just sluggish.

Edcole1961, do you write gags for a living? :))

Yukoner hit a home run here too.

I guess being barefoot and hermaphrodite just ain’t good enough for these guys…

From the eyelashes, I would say he’s in she mode.

And her onlookers in he-he-he mode.

What a team! I’m going to mail these home.

How? Guess.

Good one there Edcole1961.

@Bargrove

By faster-than-light warp drive mail?

Escar… . gone!

I don’t think this is G-rated anymore.

Snails got arms!

naked or homeless ? well… which…

Definitely not much of a “strip” show.

vlechtja

You can say that again.

Watch out for that premature dart!!

you just need to have few more beers

I hope Clumsy doesn’t go wild and create a whole line of videos on the subject.

Oh, “mollusks”? I though you said “bacon.”

The mollusk is a randy little fellow whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of the you-know-what.

BC13, check out Isabella Rosselini’s “Green Porno: Snail”: http://www.sundancechannel.com/videos/230320964

Joe Allen Doty said,

In the last panel, B.C. says, “So I can dig a well.” He looks like Peter didn’t understand what he meant.

Well Peter did ask “Y” he wanted to find the water…

@ JAD: “A clownfish only changes to female when there is no longer a female in the group to reproduce.”

So how do they decide who gets to change into the better gender??

there is no better