Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 19, 2009

Don’t mess with Pam, you dummy!

Makes you wonder which one has the wooden head.

Well, he thinks he’s knotty fine.

Imagine if he had read “Apocalypses for the Complete Idiot” instead!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (see Jeff Dunham) meet the soon-to-be-dead ventriloquist.

Pam can spot a dummy a mile away. After all, she’s been working under Brewster for years.

We all knew Pam wooden fall for that.

y’all are all Frank and Ernest fans…a good pun never hurt anyone.

McCarthyism rears it’s ugly head again!

well, it worked for the billy zane character in ‘titanic’

OH NO WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!! AUHHH!!!!

jack75287, why on earth are you saying that?!? The Hebrew calendar technically doesn’t use zero and it technically doesn’t end either.

Whether a calendar ends or not (and no calendar I know of does) doesn’t depend on whether zero is used as a number within it. Eschatology isn’t based on numerology in that way. If this is a joke on your part, then I completely fail to see the point of it.

Please enlighten us.

It would’ve been funny if Pam had agreed to take the “small child” but not the “father,” saying that there was only enough room for one more person.

I don’t feel any regret for one of them.

Ahh, give the guy a break, willya?!! There are a lot of guys that have a woodie no one wants! (Sorry, I just had to make a Knotty Comment!)

pearlandpeach, wrong! A good pun should hurt everyone!

Take the child/dummy. You might need the firewood.