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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 16, 2009
Transcript:
Lucy: Sigh... you people are so-o-o boring... Danae: Huh? What are you talking about? Lucy: When you're not wasting time texting, you're wasting more time either Twittering or on Facebook... what's the point? Danae: Social networking. That's what. Lucy: OK... think about that for a second... Danae: What...? Lucy: You don't like anyone. Danae: Yeah, bu this way I can reach a wider base of people to resent.
LordDogmore over 15 years ago
Did that come āstraight from the horsesās mouthā? Sorry I couldnāt resist.
yyyguy over 15 years ago
so, technically, i guess you could call what Danaeās doing anti-social networking?
carmy over 15 years ago
Cyber terror, Danae style.
madKanga over 15 years ago
There are people we love, and people we love to hate
aardvarkseyes over 15 years ago
Danae, you may be able to reach a wider base of people to resent, but you will only be able to resent each of them for a fraction of the amount of time. Trust me, it is more satisfying to resent them in person.
StrangeTikiGod over 15 years ago
Sociopath networking?
If so, I approve. Or not. Like I care what you all think.
converses over 15 years ago
Maybe I should post a link to this on facebook!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 15 years ago
Table lamp on loan from Lio.
DolphinGirl78 over 15 years ago
Fairportfan2 said, about 5 hours ago
I often find myself a bit worried after i read this strip - because Danae often makes more than a little senseā¦
ā-
I agree, especially with her last comment in todayās stripā¦ Depending on my mood, itās scarily accurateā¦ lol
Wiley creator over 15 years ago
āTable lamp on loan from Lio.ā
Actually, the other way around. Danae has had this table lamp years before Lio arrived on the comics page.
ds133 over 15 years ago
This strip illustrates why I donāt use facebook. Itās time consuming and if I donāt hear about what youāre doing in person, I donāt know you well enough to care.
glennday over 15 years ago
Hello, Wiley.
Rod Serling once said that the proper time for his kind of story was 40 minutes, but unfortunately 40 minutes didnāt fit either the 30 minute or the 60 minute network formats.
So ā¦ what do you think is the proper space and configuration needed to present a daily comic strip? What we are seeing, or something different?
Varnes over 15 years ago
Danae resents people? I thought she just disliked themā¦.
dtut over 15 years ago
@glennday: āunfortunately 40 minutes didnāt fit either the 30 minute or the 60 minute network formats.ā
Take a stopwatch to a 60-minute network TV show. Be sure you turn it off during the commercials. Youāre typically left with about 42 minutes. Fits really well.
brewwitch over 15 years ago
Mitstan said
āI agree, especially with her last comment in todayās stripā¦ Depending on my mood, itās scarily accurateā¦ lolā
Linus from Peanuts expressed something similar: āI love mankind ā itās people I canāt stand.ā
glennday over 15 years ago
I took it for granted Mr. Serling was referring to the time including the commercial and other breaks. There really was no need to say anything if his idea of a proper story time already fit what the networks were offering.
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
I agree with Ira. I much prefer resenting people in person. No facebook, texting or twitter required.
David_J Premium Member over 15 years ago
Danae and I would get along great. I donāt like anyone either.
And yeah, gotta love that lamp. Time to go make oneā¦
Ushindi over 15 years ago
Iāve still managed to avoid Facebook and Twitter - I have a webpage, but that was only to put several thousand pictures of my kids on the internet (well, maybe not quite thousandsā¦)
Potrzebie over 15 years ago
Danae is the incarnation of Wednesday Adams, right?
Interesting trivia: look at the wiki of the actress that potrayed her in the series.
bmonk over 15 years ago
The Troll-networking.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 15 years ago
If twittering, texting and Facebooking keeps Danae distracted from her megalomaniacal schemes, thatās a good thing.
Unless she brings those schemes onlineā¦
jamadison4 over 15 years ago
Danae is starting to sound TOOOOOOO logical.
Rolf Rykken Premium Member over 15 years ago
Wiley: why did you take the apple off Danaeās MacBook?
pbarnrob over 15 years ago
Keep in mind, that the commercials on television (which have the highest production values and absorb most of the funds to make) are the product, and the shows that separate the commercials are the filler. This might tell you something about commercial media; or not.
There used to be (may still, for all I know) awards for the best commercials. Some of Stan Frebergās for Volkswagen were stunning in their creativity and wit.
lfanterickson over 15 years ago
pbarnrob, Stan didnāt write those commercials, but he undoubtedly inspired them. Stan broke the ad biz rules, and accomplished what the āprofessionalsā said couldnāt be done. He told the truth with a humorous twist, while talking to* consumers, rather than *at us.
nonsequitous over 15 years ago
āI often find myself a bit worried after i read this strip - because Danae often makes more than a little sense.ā ā Fairportfan2
Itās when she stops making sense to you that you should start worrying about yourself. Because then youāve become one of ā¦ Them ā¦ The Normal People.
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
āI agree, especially with her last comment in todayās stripā¦ Depending on my mood, itās scarily accurate.ā ā Mitstan
Too bad Lucy adlready did the sidewalk psychiatry stand bit. Danae couldāve been the non-cannibalistic Dr. Lecter of sidewalk shrinks.
The mind it boggles.
nonsequitous over 15 years ago
āDanae resents people? I thought she just disliked them.ā ā Dracip
āLinus from Peanuts expressed something similar: āI love mankind ā itās people I canāt stand.ā ā ā brewwitch
āHell is other people.ā ā Jean-Paul Sartre
This is an aptly ironic quote in this context, because (IMHO) the way he meant it that applies here is that even the most egotistical person has a masochistic need for othersā existence in order to validate their own.
Otherwise theyād be like the sole occupant of Pointland if heād actually been aware that there was a bigger universe out there. Solipsistic hell.
Maybe thatās why Danae is so unfailingly cranky, and is reaching out and touching all those unpleasantly ā¦ existing people on facialtwitch.com. Revenge for being necessary for her.
Her own attitude of ingratitude.
nonsequitous over 15 years ago
āIf Danae met a clone of herself that was 100 percent identical to her, she would hate her clone, too.
āDanae is a self-centered bully. Bullies do have self-esteem problems.ā
Still getting five cents per session, Luce? Cheap at half the price.