Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 12, 2009

Well, they could try “William” :D

What about a scapegoat?

Change name tags to Billy #1, #2, #3….

Couldn’t do that BC. You might hurt someone’s feelings that didn’t get a high enough number.

Every cat I know has a first name of “Kitty”

The only cat I ever liked was called Mr. Poos. We were never on a first name basis

Does he have to be so gruff?

Goats…always the butt of the joke.

Mmm, goat butter…