For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 07, 2003

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April: College Christmas: Eddie Gruntpoffer drinks his way to oblivion as classmates strip him naked and serve him like a turkey to the girl of his dreams. Rated P.G. Girl: You Sleigh Me!: Santa loses control of lfying sleigh as Rudolph persues vixen in sidesplitting X-rated reindeer romance. Boy: Dirtball Holiday: Diggie Dirtball enters chili eating contest before heading home for the holidays. Pass the gas! Candles explode at posh family dinner- a hilarious D-rated comedy! Boy 2: Gift from the Grave: A mysterious package arrives at Beverly Boggswill's apartment. What it contains will disgust and terrify! True holiday horror. Rated F April: Deck the Hulls: Bob and Binnie are marked by the mob for lynching their lawyer. Little do they know that opening the first gift on Christmas morning will detonate every light on their tree. Violence, foul language, nudity. Boy 2: let's get this one. April: Ok. Girl: Yeah.