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captain: hey, thor! heard your movie isn't doing as well as iron man! That must be thor-oughly dissapointing! I hope it's not a thor-n in your side!! or a thor thpot for you-- krakka boom! captain: What, you're not even gonna say you're thor-ry?
Not too many people thor it ::BOOM Ouch!:: in the thorter ::BOOM Ouch!::.I heard people wished it was thorter. ::BOOM Ouch!::C’mon, lightening up! ::BOOM Ouch!::
OK, I know that if you’ve got Natalie Portman you’ve got to use her (and the name “Chris Hemsworth” isn’t going to sell any tickets), but is Jane Foster REALLY that central to the Thor story? Ye gods (so to speak), she had almost as much screen time as the title character.
Sure, Betty Ross and Pepper Potts and Mary Jane Watson all serve their purposes, but for the most part “girlfriend of the superhero” is a supporting role (I’d make an exception for Lois Lane; she’s key to Superman). Jenn Erica could be cast as any of them (maybe ALL of them) without anybody noticing (or caring).
When they finally get around to making “The Avengers”, do you really think Natalie Portman, Liv Tyler, Gwyneth Paltrow, and whoever they get to play Captain America’s girlfriend are going to get much screen time at all, or are going to be missed?
Kaywest almost 14 years ago
Ooh, that would’ve knocked Superman for a loop. All Cap needs after that blast is a new beer…
Kirokithikis almost 14 years ago
Fortunately Cap’s suit is rubber
zero almost 14 years ago
Actually – I’d like to see an INK PEN flick.
Dkram almost 14 years ago
Somebody needs Thorapy.
\\//_
bdaverin almost 14 years ago
Hope he’s paid up on his health in-thor-ance.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
When I was a pre-teen, I heard this joke where she says “You’re Thor—-” Hey, as a 10 year old, it was a riot.
erwinbert almost 14 years ago
…waiting for the next thunderbolt…
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Not too many people thor it ::BOOM Ouch!:: in the thorter ::BOOM Ouch!::.I heard people wished it was thorter. ::BOOM Ouch!::C’mon, lightening up! ::BOOM Ouch!::
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
OK, I know that if you’ve got Natalie Portman you’ve got to use her (and the name “Chris Hemsworth” isn’t going to sell any tickets), but is Jane Foster REALLY that central to the Thor story? Ye gods (so to speak), she had almost as much screen time as the title character.
Sure, Betty Ross and Pepper Potts and Mary Jane Watson all serve their purposes, but for the most part “girlfriend of the superhero” is a supporting role (I’d make an exception for Lois Lane; she’s key to Superman). Jenn Erica could be cast as any of them (maybe ALL of them) without anybody noticing (or caring).
When they finally get around to making “The Avengers”, do you really think Natalie Portman, Liv Tyler, Gwyneth Paltrow, and whoever they get to play Captain America’s girlfriend are going to get much screen time at all, or are going to be missed?