Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 16, 2009
Transcript:
Fish: You don't necessarily have to be nice only to those you've wronged. You can bank karma by being nice to anyone. You can "pay it forward." Poncho: Ugh, that movie stunk! Fish: But it's notion that giving selflessly improves the world is still sound. Poncho: Look what it did for Haley Joel Osment. Where is that guy now? Fish: Again, we're talking about the concept now, not the movie. Poncho: I hate Haley Joel Osment! Fish: Okay, okay, think back to "The Sixth Sense," when he was full of promise. Be that Haley Joel.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Okey, so what if I’m nice to the cats and they turn out to be like Haley Joel Osment, here and well liked one day then gone the next. I mean, sheesh, wasted time, wasted time. It’s better to ignore and wait than be nice and have it wasted. Actually, it’s better to ignore and be wasted.
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
Wasn’t Haley Joel Osment in “Titanic”? I think he looked over the floating corpses at the end and said “Icy dead people.”
alondra over 15 years ago
Think of it as reaping what you sow Poncho. Or doing unto others as you’d have them do unto you. What goes around comes around. Be a kind giving “person” and you will reap the same. But you won’t be as funny as you are now.
McGehee over 15 years ago
I think in Poncho’s case it would be a huge step forward just to get him to stop being callous. He can work on being kind once he’s mastered the art of not having huge schadenfreude when others suffer.
leslynmoore over 15 years ago
Fish, good effort. But I don’t know what it would take to convince Poncho, IF he does not want to be convinced!