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Hah, gary larson said he wasnât allowed to print the word dork because it has another more crude meaning besides just âstupidâ. In like 15 years, I guess all that has changedâŠ.
he doesnât like to see âunusualâ looking animals killed for food! Mittens the lobster anyone? yeah, i know. Crippled lady with no life. iâve read all the comics. i donât recall we ever really see Lio eat meat though. and that turkey bikini avatar IS hilarious.
Until 5 minutes after the 3rd panel, when every predator in the area will be feasting on their carcasses. Farm-raised turkeys are so fat they canât even get out of their own way.
I think Lio really just learned how incredibly stupid domesticated turkeys actually are (wild turkeys being significantly more intellegent, and theyâre not exactly the brightest bulbs around), and he wanted to see it in person.
I know a guy who grew up on a turkey farm, and one of his favorite insults is â ⊠dumber than turkeys, and there ainât nothing dumber than turkeys!â He said that if a turkey happens to be standing under the downspout in a rainstorm, it will actually drown instead of moving away.
Sorry, yeah, I understand thatâs more than anyone wanted to know. I have the nickname of âFont of Useless Knowledgeâ for a reason. =]
yeah cutiepie sounds like you know ALLLLLL the urban legonds. did you know if you throw something over a penguinâs head itâll fall over backwards? you know it watches it go overhead and doesnât bend too well so timber!
gullible people claiming to be bright amuse me. and youâve just met the Goddess of useless information. that turkey thing is in SEVERAL books about urban legends deary. either your friend is dumber than his turkeys or you are as gullible as my younger stepsister (named Cybil amusingly) who i used to nail with âdid you know the word gullible is not in the dictionaryâ at least once a week.
Lio didnât do this out of the kindness of his heart. Whether puttting turkeys home on the range or setting off nuclear explosions in his backyard, Lioâs a subversive without a cause. And I donât like the idea of him earning a Reuben Award for that.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Happy little turkeys!
OpenWings over 15 years ago
So what does Lio eat at Thanksgiving then?!?
rayannina over 15 years ago
When did Lio join PETA? I mustâve missed that strip âŠ
carmy over 15 years ago
Theyâre doing the turkey trot. I wonder if they like Turkey in the Straw.
comYics over 15 years ago
Run free turkeys.
Sisyphos over 15 years ago
Laugh now, Lio, while you can. What happens when you and others who would get their holiday bird from Farmer Dork go without on Thursday?
cdward over 15 years ago
Carmy, love your holiday avatar! BTW, who said Lioâs freeing the birds? He just might be steering them toward his own feast.
guitarmutt over 15 years ago
The turkeys look so happy.
rydia over 15 years ago
Hah, gary larson said he wasnât allowed to print the word dork because it has another more crude meaning besides just âstupidâ. In like 15 years, I guess all that has changedâŠ.
discoEd over 15 years ago
I can almost hear âborn freeâ playing in the background.
lamourdelafantom over 15 years ago
he doesnât like to see âunusualâ looking animals killed for food! Mittens the lobster anyone? yeah, i know. Crippled lady with no life. iâve read all the comics. i donât recall we ever really see Lio eat meat though. and that turkey bikini avatar IS hilarious.
johndifool over 15 years ago
âHappy little turkeys!â
Until 5 minutes after the 3rd panel, when every predator in the area will be feasting on their carcasses. Farm-raised turkeys are so fat they canât even get out of their own way.
Airboy20 over 15 years ago
Lio always sticks up for the underdog, errr, underanimals.
catqueen over 15 years ago
âAs God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!â
Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member over 15 years ago
At least they werenât dropped out of a helicopter: âOh the humanity âŠâ
eric stott over 15 years ago
The turkeys ran across the highway where a semi-trailer smashed them to pulp.
doghollar over 15 years ago
Now whatâs for dinner, Lio? Tofu?
dvoyack over 15 years ago
Lioâs going to get an award from PETA.
Nortley over 15 years ago
Heâs grinding the axe backwards.
TheRedHatt over 15 years ago
De-burring I guess ?
foofoodoodoo over 15 years ago
Lio has always been a protector of animals. Remember the one where he invaded a fur clothing store?
Three cheers! Go Lio!
whitecarabao over 15 years ago
The best way to have turkey for Thanksgiving dinner is as a guest.
bald over 15 years ago
are these free range turkeys ?
after all they are free
Ushindi over 15 years ago
Well, the one in my refrigerator didnât get awayâŠ
shadowcaster504 over 15 years ago
Socialism rears itâs ugly head againâŠâŠâŠsigh
mancocapac over 15 years ago
Tofurkey for the win
Sherlock Watson over 15 years ago
Iâm guessing they donât serve veal or turducken at Lioâs house.
cutiepie29 over 15 years ago
I think Lio really just learned how incredibly stupid domesticated turkeys actually are (wild turkeys being significantly more intellegent, and theyâre not exactly the brightest bulbs around), and he wanted to see it in person.
I know a guy who grew up on a turkey farm, and one of his favorite insults is â ⊠dumber than turkeys, and there ainât nothing dumber than turkeys!â He said that if a turkey happens to be standing under the downspout in a rainstorm, it will actually drown instead of moving away.
Sorry, yeah, I understand thatâs more than anyone wanted to know. I have the nickname of âFont of Useless Knowledgeâ for a reason. =]
lamourdelafantom over 15 years ago
yeah cutiepie sounds like you know ALLLLLL the urban legonds. did you know if you throw something over a penguinâs head itâll fall over backwards? you know it watches it go overhead and doesnât bend too well so timber!
gullible people claiming to be bright amuse me. and youâve just met the Goddess of useless information. that turkey thing is in SEVERAL books about urban legends deary. either your friend is dumber than his turkeys or you are as gullible as my younger stepsister (named Cybil amusingly) who i used to nail with âdid you know the word gullible is not in the dictionaryâ at least once a week.
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Late on this thread, butâŠ
Lio didnât do this out of the kindness of his heart. Whether puttting turkeys home on the range or setting off nuclear explosions in his backyard, Lioâs a subversive without a cause. And I donât like the idea of him earning a Reuben Award for that.
Me_Again about 15 years ago
Go, go, go, Lio!!! <3