Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 17, 2009

Hey, lost pants aren’t trivial! Especially when you’re wearing bad boxers.

Are those little asteroids on his shorts?

Dots polka?

No, they’re fronteroids. The asteroids are on the back.

NebulousRikulau: you’re absotutely right. Fortunately, there’s a cream you can get for those…

thank you NebulousRikulau, that was one of the funniest joke lines I’ve heard in days. I love it, and Dracip’s comment afterwards fits in perfectly.

This is starting to feel like HEROES.

A little more fibre in his diet would help reduce his chances of getting asteroids….

Now we know how Brewster stays in pants.

“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”

Since all the good jokes have been taken, here’s a bad one:

“I’m from two days in the future. Has anyone seen my brains?” :)

(Tomorrow: Dr. Mel reveals the stunning answer!)

The reason his pants are missing 2 days in the future, is that the Brewster from 4 days in the future travelled back 2 days and took them…

DigitalFrog: So good to see you back!

So much for all the good jokes being taken. :) Touche, DigitalFrog!

That was definitely the funniest string of comments I’ve ever read!

If you had time travel, it would be hard not to use it for trivial things. I would like to go back to the early Sixties to walk down the streets of the local town one more time. After that, maybe go back and redirect Hitler into a less lethal line of labor and leisure, save the people of Pompeii, send Stalin to Cincinnati where he couldn’t do any harm,….