Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 01, 2009

You deserve it, Nurse Ratchet.

what about his arm?

Perhaps he lost his leg when he was accidentally disposed of as an ugly parasite.

In any case, a missing arm on Ratchet wouldn’t require crutches.

I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

I was expecting today’s strip to show the ship in trouble, ‘cause it’s Mayday.

If Nurse Ratchet keeps this up, she’ll be left without a leg to stand on…

Let’s hope no one needs a heart. Cause she certainly doesn’t have one.

Once again nurses make the big sacrifices.

whatever you say to the doctor don’t offend the nurse he can make you better but she can make you worse

Behold Sir PappyFiddle He comments here in verse He really should be trying To normally converse But truly no one minds it His wit sure packs a punch I’m most insanely jealous It takes mine out to lunch :)

Alas, alack, I rue the day The doctor gave my leg away To solve another ensign’s woe– Another limb I cannot grow. And though I may be made of tin With screws without and bolts within A heart have I, injustice feel– A wound like this can never heal. And though I may seem crushed, alack, Beware, ensign… I will be back!

What’s the robot complainin’ about. At least those spiffy new crutches didn’t cost an arm AND a leg! That’s a fifty percent discount!

That’s a good feed-back loop.