Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 25, 2009

Uh-oh, appliances on the rampage!

A homocidal vacuum cleaner. That really sucks.

Somehow, I see an injured spleen in Winky’s future…

Can’t call Arnold, he is the exterminator.

Well, Brewster does have his pants on, but does he always talk with his eyes closed?

That’s not a Boy knife, it’s an Electrolux crevice tool.

I bet those gol-danged squirrels are behind it. ; D

Those appliances must have a leader, I suspect a Brave Little Toaster.

How long is it before there’s a musical group named “winky and the mistreated spleens”??

This must be a first: a spleen transplant performed by a Hoover vacuum cleaner. Is there anything those things can’d do? :)

Yeah, my microwave has an attitude…I always knew it would come to this, It started with little intimidating beeps, then voice reminders. Now they want to kill us!

I lost my crevass tool.

It’s actually a Swiss Army Vaccuum - and it is chasing all potential mess makers (Motto of the Swiss Army, “We Like it Neat”)

Warranties must all have expiration date of 5/24/2009.

This was a Benny Hill sketch: The oven ate the housewife, the vacuum killed the maid, and in the end TV sets ruled the world. I think it was called “1994.”

I knew I shouldn’t have kicked the refer door shut.

Nothing Sucks Like Electrolux (actual ad slogan)

Does Winky normally wear shorts?

Shorts or an EVA suit.

How old is Winky?

Who are Winky’s parents/guardians?

How many laws on Child neglect/abuse/endangerment does his mere presence on the horribly dangerous R.U.Sirius break?

Could be worse. Could be a jet propelled carnivorous waffle iron.

That’s tomorrow’s strip , Nebulous.

OMG! I loved Benny Hill!!!

@jestrfyl: Why then isn’t the vacuum chasing Cliff? (Or maybe it’s already got him?)

Well now, a vacuum cleaner with a butcher knife IS an interesting update to a dish running away with a spoon.

Machines would need motivation to attack. Killing off humans might be too short-sighted since we might be useful. So they would need to be smart enough to attack but dumb enough to not know to NOT attack.

Cloning Lab, We’re going to need another Winky.