The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 25, 2009
Transcript:
Man: Hey, what did I tell you about that! Get away from there! Fang: Hold on! He's going for a twenty pounder! Fang: This could be a new record! Man: I don't care! This is a grocery store! Not a casino! I'm not going to tell you guys again! Eno: Yeth!!! man: No bobbing for butterballs!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
LOL!!!
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
What are you trying to do Eno? Break all your front teeth on that frozen turkey?
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
But his lips are frozen to it!
comicgos almost 15 years ago
Oh, Butterball, as in turkey - I thought that was Eno’s giant zit on his face!
5639 almost 15 years ago
Animal flesh is 30% fat. Why add butter?
pierreandnicole almost 15 years ago
And if the giant zit pops all over the turkey it won’t have to be basted!!!
RioBravo almost 15 years ago
I am gagging…..
drtom01 almost 15 years ago
To 5639 “Animal flesh is 30% fat. Why add butter”. It is mostly done to guarantee a golden brown color to the exterior. Also just because it is fat it still doesn’t have the flavor of butter. One stick of melted butter with 1 tbsp of poultry seasoning and 1 tsp pepper brushed on to the exterior adds flavor and color to the turkey.