Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 12, 2002

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It's official! Things are Normal Again! Many people were concerned that 9/11 was a wake-up call to a new, scary and dangerous era. But now we know it was merely an event which led to a brief, victorious war, which solved the problem! Here's how it works: normal not normal normal 1241 1860 2001 (9/11) 2001 (12/31) 2040 3179 Kindly return to your S.U.V.s Latenite talk show hosts: Resume your normal shows! Whoops! You already did! So... Please stop the whining. ...but keep the patriotism!