Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 20, 2011

A message from Heaven.

A drunk driver killed the rest of his family. That’s sad.

I agree with Judy Parka. He’s alive and his family is dead.

How many people do drunk drivers kill in a year? Does anyone know? (I’m planning to google it, but maybe someone will beat me to it.)

And what if the drunk driver was his own father?

Most of the people killed by drunks are in their car. So when Uncle Tipsy offers to drop off the kids on his way home————Never killed anyone but the thought that keeps me sober is I could have.

Drive the bottle deep into the night.

Today I will give my employee a good review.

One thing I must do today is send out thank you notes.

One thing I will do today is play hooky from work to see Pirates IV and get in trouble with my boss.

Today is my birthday. One thing I have to do today is NOTHING.

Yes, do not drink and drive. It is much more fun to drink while sitting in a chair in the sun with a view of the lake and a little crystal plate to hold the paper umbrella.

Is anyone else finding it impossible to see the comments of others unless you post first.

<soapbox>It’s legal to drink. It’s legal to drive. Why is the penalty for mixing the two so lax in this country?Norway: Three weeks in jail at hard labor, one year loss of license. Second offense within five years, license revoked for life.If I were king of the world, that would be one of my first edicts. Too many lives have been ruined by irresponsible drunktards, and it needs to be stopped.</soapbox>

Drinking and driving don’t mix.

~ This has been a PSA from your local chapter of MADD*

I guess I have no choice…the one thing that I will do today is put on my Corozo Nut Ring. Maybe I will even put on two!

One thing I must do today is get my wife’s computer moved upstairs to the Room of Requirement.

One thing I have to do today is find out where to pay my parking tickets.

Someone should drink and drive their car through the wall at the Go Comics control center.

I started reading this strip out of curiosity about 2 years ago. I’ve chuckeled maybe twice in that time – today’s comic is too much…..you are not funny!!! I’m done.

If anybody could, Natilie Wood….drinking and swimming don’t mix either….: (

I solved it [the commenting problem, that is] by going directly to the FA blog (on GoComics) It has something to do their thinking you are logged in when you are not.Very disconcerting.

Thanks bubujin-2!

The GoComics Overlords are at it again!!

My one thing to do today is to wish Oxnate a happy birthday!!!!

Thing: make up a “perfect” Sweet Tooth Fairy.

After over 40 years I now realize that Tony Joe White actually is white. (It just never occurred to me.) Thanks for the link to the “Polk Salad Annie” video.

My one Thing: make sure my wife knows how much she means to me.

One thing I must do today is call my daughter.

A strip that should be enlarged and posted on the door of every fridge in the country, and every tavern too.

Typographic snobs hate Comic Sans because, without embellishments or artistry, it manages to be highly readable under a wide variety of conditions.

I will purge myself of this permeating pacapoo.

Happy birthday, Oxnate!

I got my one thing done. And some other stuff too.

Lobster swimsuits, quite a novelty! I go without myself, but if I was to endulge in wearing a swimsuit I would choose one that was adorned in hundreds of little crabs. If lucky, I could have the whole pool to myself. But…since I already forgo swim trunks I already have the whole pool to myself. Such a pity, I like to show off my rudder.

shytimes, if that is your inkling.

I’ve found the proper use of prepositions to be the peskiest problem about learning a language. Regarding the usage question you posed in/on/through Frog Blog, I believe “in my FA page banner” is the appropriate expression because the font appears in the banner on a Web page. On another hand, if you were to print Frog Blog on paper I would favor “on my FA page banner.” As a footnote, you could side-step the issue and use “for my FA page banner.”

The one thing I will do today (after I finish the many other trivial items) is enjoy a beer. I may even enjoy several.

We all have that shytimes, not a problem. Enjoy the rest of this fine day.

One thing I will do today: survive it.

Yes Saucy, but what about tomorrow?

The “Typical Gocomics Readers” on the Blog: it looks like Arnold S. may have vacationed in Japan a couple of times in the past.

The page won’t load the rest of the 52 comments, though it tells me to keep trying. If my comment repeated someone else’s, I apologize.

I was going to lay in new supply of “*Round TUIT*s” but I didn’t get around to it.

my one thingcall the pound to pick up a black cat that was killed by a car last nightbecause maybe she had a microchip,they could contact the owner let them knowi have a black cat now, love him dearlylost a black cat when i was a kid and we never found hernever knew what happened to herclosure can be healing

I will go to bed early.

swimwear 1949, The social media for “I’ve got crustaceans.”