Tennessee Charlie said “my choice for sacrifice would have pam. ” What kind of sacrifice involves non-stick cooking spray? Sorry couldn’t resist. Of course nowadays when home cooking only involves a microwave maybe some of the people coming here have never heard of Pam.
Lol what now? Now the Internet has its own Gods? Here I thought the people I meet are bad. I sure hope Brighthouse isn’t providing Internet there or there’s no hope. Honestly does no one have a cellphone?
As for sacrifices, why use Pam? She’s actually useful. Send Cliff:
1) He’s ugly,
2) Fat,
3) Stupid,
4) Completely useless.
His weight alone should be good enough to please the Gods, or did we learn nothing from mythology? Or are they just saving him until cannibalism takes over?
I’ve tried human sacrifice - it only works if you can stuff the whole body into the cd slot. Even then, if the Internet gods are not pleased, you still get nuthin’.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Ack! LOL! Will they do him in with a keyboard?
Edcole1961 about 15 years ago
I wonder who’s going to become lord of the files?
ejcapulet about 15 years ago
Is it just me or have humans become totally pathetic?
zero about 15 years ago
ejcapulet:
…pathetic would be an upgrade for humanity
Rakkav about 15 years ago
Hey, you with the pole…I have a suggestion…
http://www.despair.com/sacrifice1.html
mrsullenbeauty about 15 years ago
The internet may be down, but everyone’s still getting lots of hits.
wndrwrthg about 15 years ago
Oh Lordy, they’re going to google him alive.
carmy about 15 years ago
It will be a slow and painful death is they use Vista.
wicky about 15 years ago
The path to righteousness leads to the main frame with a human sacrifice.
bmwk12ltc about 15 years ago
Tennessee Charlie said “my choice for sacrifice would have pam. ” What kind of sacrifice involves non-stick cooking spray? Sorry couldn’t resist. Of course nowadays when home cooking only involves a microwave maybe some of the people coming here have never heard of Pam.
princepavel about 15 years ago
hmmmm Time for a reboot…..Someone kick Booster in the pants!
alan.gurka about 15 years ago
Day 5. How long is the lame joke going to run?
Rakkav about 15 years ago
Six days…as I predicted, what was it, four days ago…
KenyarJad about 15 years ago
Until the author’s computer started working again when he was writing this storyline, probably.
Dorian about 15 years ago
Nice link Rakkav! :)
LOVE the face of the guy freaking out in panel 1!!
Radical-Knight about 15 years ago
This is getting out of hand. They are turning into SOTU replicates!
The_Floodhunter about 15 years ago
Lol what now? Now the Internet has its own Gods? Here I thought the people I meet are bad. I sure hope Brighthouse isn’t providing Internet there or there’s no hope. Honestly does no one have a cellphone?
As for sacrifices, why use Pam? She’s actually useful. Send Cliff: 1) He’s ugly, 2) Fat, 3) Stupid, 4) Completely useless.
His weight alone should be good enough to please the Gods, or did we learn nothing from mythology? Or are they just saving him until cannibalism takes over?
jestrfyl about 15 years ago
I’ve tried human sacrifice - it only works if you can stuff the whole body into the cd slot. Even then, if the Internet gods are not pleased, you still get nuthin’.
gordrogb Premium Member about 15 years ago
Isn’t it customary to offer a virgin as a sacrifice?
Trebor39 about 15 years ago
Virgins are a good idea, but I can’t find any.
Virtualjump about 15 years ago
Me neither, Trebor! Of course, when I do find any, they tend to lose their virginity rapidly.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 5 years ago
Doesn’t work without popcorn.
Calvin and hobbes #1 about 4 years ago
Ther goes Kenny again