The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 04, 2011
June 03, 2011
June 05, 2011
Transcript:
Man: Of course I love you. Man: I did too finish "Ulysses." Pinocchio: I've never bought a Michael Bolton CD. Man: You're a dead ringer for Angelina Jolie. Signs of dishonesty. Avoids eye contact. Heart rate increases. Nose grows. Pants on fire.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Pay attention, there will be a test tomorrow…
lewisbower over 13 years ago
When a politician’s lips move.
cdward over 13 years ago
The guy in the first panel was telling the truth! Notice his shirt says, “Bar**bra**”, and notice that he’s avoiding eye-contact because he’s looking at the things he really loves.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I really don’t have a Bolton CD. And she doesn’t look like Angelina.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
….hanging from the telephone wire
rockngolfer over 13 years ago
Politifact, Republicans, and pants on fire all go together.
toofunny52 over 13 years ago
Hilarious, love the pants on fire.
mabrndt Premium Member over 13 years ago
Everyone looks good at closing time.