The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 04, 2011
June 03, 2011
June 05, 2011
Transcript:
Man: Of course I love you. Man: I did too finish "Ulysses." Pinocchio: I've never bought a Michael Bolton CD. Man: You're a dead ringer for Angelina Jolie. Signs of dishonesty. Avoids eye contact. Heart rate increases. Nose grows. Pants on fire.
The guy in the first panel was telling the truth! Notice his shirt says, “Bar**bra**”, and notice that he’s avoiding eye-contact because he’s looking at the things he really loves.