Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 09, 2011

Wait to you see Lio’s fangs!

How to Steal a Flying Saucer – in 3 Easy Steps.

I’ve heard about valets who like to take hot vehicles out for joy rides, but this is far out!

Leave it to Lio…

Take me to your leader.

Lio can drive? Or fly??

This not going to end well….intergalactic grand theft sauser and everything…

I’m wondering what the tip will be…

New Movie: The Fast and Funniest.

“Don’t bury it, Kid. I’m just running in to pick up a couple of test subjects.”

Stupid alien will probably tip him 10 Galactic credits to steal it.

I would have thought an alien would drive a Probe…

By the time the alien gets back Lio will probably be halfway to Pluto.

How about a Mercury?

I wouldn’t trust the kid if I were that alien.

And the alien meets with the world’s leaders, and during a friendly conversation one of them says, “But… we don’t have a planetary valet service.”

I doubt that the money would have any use to you, Lio. It’s from a different planet.