New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 08, 2011

FOX disclaimer: not to be used as a factual statement.

Quick note, though, what about the 19th amendment that gave you sarah the right to vote?

In The Bible 2, read how Jesus told the White man to slay the infidal and how his destiny included all continents. It’s right after women shalt toil from sun to sun and “thou shalt not suffer a bitch”.

Hold it right there folks, I just read Tuesday’s strip and nobody noticed that Crispus Attucks, the first casualty, was not his horse.

Good one, Pab!!!

It is very easy to hear her voice in this. ;-)

Try not typing while looking into a mirror. It’ll help.

I wanted to comment on Crispus yesterday, but couldn’t come up with anything without hoping Revere’s horse was black.

@Don – try reading back in the archives and just enjoy the ride. Liberal bias? Yes. Funny? Good heavens, yes!

Amendments? He said, “Commandments.”

“Don’t worry too much about the fourth…” hmmm… that could be “Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy,” or “Honor your father and mother,” depending on how you group the Commandments dealing with “having other gods.”

I was about to say if it had anything to do with “Taking the Lord’s name in vain,” then yeah, we tend to disregard that one in America a lot, but seem unhealthily preoccupied with “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”

Even in Sarah’s history, the first ten amendments were ratified as a “Bill of Rights”, part of a deal to get the Constitution itself ratified. The 11th amendment didn’t come along until 1795.

You know, putting in a wrong date is so minor only a complete moron would keep bringing it up.

@grapfhics

Yeah, I caught that, too. Wonder, Pab, making Crispus a horse in Palin’s account… uh, how do I put this delicately… we do know, of course, that Crispus Attucks was black, right?

I’m probably reading too much into this, but is there perhaps a suggestion that Ms. Palin might have slightly… you know… racist tendencies?

No offense meant, just curious…

You will, of course, Pab, follow up with “Barack Obama’s History”, right? Start with the acceptance of the 57th state into the union.

Like when Jesus entered Jerusalem, let’s all just wave palm branches and try to be frondly, ok?

here’s what she said, accompanied by a wide eyed look and her usual smirk:“He who warned uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.”how could we NOT elect this ……person…..president of the United States?

Anybody with a brain understands that exhaustion and jet lag can cause a slip of the tongue like ‘57 states’. Palin speaks without thinking and says bizarre nonsense. How about when HW Bush said he’d had sex with Ron Raygun, or talked about wearing mini-skirts and gogo boots. How about make the pie higher.

This reminds me of that “Welcome Back Kotter” episode, where Vinnie Barbarino thought that Moses came down from the mountain with the Ten Amendments. Fortunately, Vinnie isn’t trying to become president. Unfortunately, Sarah is.

I think he meant to say FORTY SEVEN states he had been to visit.

heli, WTF? Is that like Americans wanting to put food on their family?

It looks like Palin is ghost-written by Jack Chick.