Woman: Look, Vlad, I told you... put a ring on this finger or the neck brace stays on.
And she ain’t kidding!
It beats a chastity belt, but then the neck isn’t my first area of consideration, even when a lady asks if I wanna neck.
Don’t expect to inherit anything if he’s already dead.
Talk about not giving away the milk for free!
Vlad sucks!
“Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh"
well, he can always go for the femoral artery
I always thought a vampire would drive something cooler. That things like an old minivan.
I bet her glucose monitor gets more action than Vlad
Wonder if Theresa knows that Vlad is out necking with her subscribers…….☻☻
“But each time I talk I get the same old thing…Always no huggy no kissy ’til I get a wedding ring.
Honey my babe don’t put my love on the shelf…She said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.’"
Vlad will have to make concessions if he wants to impale her.
margueritem over 13 years ago
And she ain’t kidding!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
It beats a chastity belt, but then the neck isn’t my first area of consideration, even when a lady asks if I wanna neck.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Don’t expect to inherit anything if he’s already dead.
bdaverin over 13 years ago
Talk about not giving away the milk for free!
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Vlad sucks!
cdward over 13 years ago
“Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh"
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
well, he can always go for the femoral artery
BurritoBandito over 13 years ago
I always thought a vampire would drive something cooler. That things like an old minivan.
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
I bet her glucose monitor gets more action than Vlad
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
Wonder if Theresa knows that Vlad is out necking with her subscribers…….☻☻
bizzoyd over 13 years ago
“But each time I talk I get the same old thing…Always no huggy no kissy ’til I get a wedding ring.
Honey my babe don’t put my love on the shelf…She said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.’"
gofinsc over 13 years ago
Vlad will have to make concessions if he wants to impale her.