Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 02, 2011

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    comicgos  over 13 years ago

    Duck!

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    EarlWash  over 13 years ago

    …or crawl over.

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    cleokaya  over 13 years ago

    I always knew that you had to bend over backwards to get into heaven.

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    wndrwrthg  over 13 years ago

    “How low can you go”.

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    People who run huddles get into heaven?….

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    BTW, didn’t the church get rid of Limbo a few years back? Because I remember wondering were the souls that were in Limbo would go now? They would kind of be in Limbo…..

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    I wonder where the Soviet Union sent enemies of the state if they were from Siberia?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Aw Dogsniff ya beat me to it again.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I think I’ll pass on going to Limbo. I’m just not into bending over backwards.

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    roctor  over 13 years ago

    Nice to see limbo is a gated community too.

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    pbarnrob  over 13 years ago

    If they got rid of Limbo, wouldn’t they wind up in the box with Schroedinger’s cat?

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    ImaginaryFriend  over 13 years ago

    This two guys walk into a bar…

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    Tirasmol  over 13 years ago

    I’d have to crawl, if I tried to jump… well, see Betty’s strip.

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    dfowensby  over 13 years ago

    proof of genuine humor in government: they call it the Garden State….

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    rockngolfer  over 13 years ago

    “She was doing the Limbo, and when she went under…it was all over.”

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    phuhknees  over 13 years ago

    Along the road to perdition; the entrance to limbo?

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    TexTech  over 13 years ago

    Yes, the Roman Catholic church did officially do away with limbo. However, I don’t recall how they dealt with all the souls that supposedly ended up there. I guess they had to be sent somewhere but I just don’t know where.@ pbarnrobGreat bumper sticker I saw:Wanted: Schroedinger’s catDead and Alive

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    chatoyant  over 13 years ago

    I thought the comic was hysterical, but then I read the comments. You guys are great! I might move in here, too.

    <> Brilliant!

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    Somebody took the bar down for heaven entry about 2000 years ago. you just have to join the team. :-) Another nice Wiley use of Catholic myths. Easy to make real Christianity seem dim when yous shoot at the old lies. “The Invention of Misleading”?

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    And I thought the atheist play was to punt since they don’t believe there’s a playing field to begin with, :-)

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    If you don’t go up or down…you can get stuck there.

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    Dtroutma  over 13 years ago

    So many are lowering their standards in an effort to get in.

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    littlejeff  over 13 years ago

    Right on, ImaginaryFriend!

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    x_Tech  over 13 years ago

    Dropped kick me, Jesus, throught the goal posts of life.

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    CJMatt66  over 13 years ago

    OH!! Now I get it… the unbaptized babies were supposed to go there… they can crawl under the Limbo stick… It all makes sense now!! :)

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    Can't Sleep  over 13 years ago

    Y’know, I always wondered about Limbo. Thanks for clearing that up, Wiley.

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    wicky  over 13 years ago

    Do the fosbury flop.

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    In a northern suburb of Cincinnati, an evangelical church had a VERY large statue of Jesus from the waist up with arms raised to the sky. It was nicknamed “Touchdown Jesus” by the locals but was struck by lightning and burned to the ground. They’re going to have a different Jesus statue soon. (You could see it from the expressway.)

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    kpduty  over 13 years ago

    Very punny, Wiley!

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    bobpeters61  over 13 years ago

    All that, and yet people are bending over backwards to get in there.

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    hippogriff  over 13 years ago

    Varnes: I think it was Gorky.

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    No fair, they raised the bar before he died!

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