Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 26, 2011

Dragon juice – ewwwwwwww

You are what you drink.

Latest craze in saloons everywhere: “The Dragon’s Breath” – 3 parts dragon sweat, 2 parts diced onions, 1 part cayenne peppers!! Two shots and you’ll be able to personally light your date’s cigarette!

Just a cheep leagle high.

It’s only slightly better that it’s coming from the top half of the dragon than the bottom half.

Wonder what the side effects will be for Rodney?

is that anything like the budweiser beer/clydesdale horse relationship?

I’ve tasted some energy drinks that I could easily imagine come from something like dragon sweat …lol

it’s either dragon sweat or dragon saliva

Reminds me of “Bear Whiz Beer — It’s in the water!”. Thanks to ‘Four or Five Crazy Guys’ aka Firesign Theater.

Nightshade and snake venom are 100% organic too, but that doesn’t mean I’d put them in my mouth.

Who knew the Wiz was running a sweatshop?

Good ones, Dog.

OK, how stupid would you have to be to drink one of Wiz’s concoctions without seeing him make it?! Kinda like Root Beer — it smells so much like SaniFlush, I can’t believe they don’t come from the same factory!!

Then again, is dragon sweat any more disgusting than yeast urine (that is, beer)?

dragon drull potion of good flavor so everything you eat or drink will taste good for 3 hours.

The PC folks won’t be happy until they manage to repeal the First Amendment.

No wonder dragon’s are extinct..exercised and sweated to death..