Voice from speakers: Woo! Ohh... I had *way* too much coffee! Phew! What a relief!... As he visited the restroom before coming out to speak, Dale forgot that his lapel mic was on.
At least he didn’t make any derogatory remarks about the audience he is about to address…….like ‘Did you see that melon headed bucktooth moron in the second row?’
yeah. just remember, the moron you’re talking to on bluetooth may be in a restaurant with the phone in ‘speaker’ mode. ugh. the ultimate dining experience. it actually got applause….shoney’s.
Reminds me of local comedian who when an audience member left the room, played an ongoing sound track of start/stop “water” flow. When the poor individual returned to his/her table, comedian would ask, “Did you hear us while you were in there?” After person answered, “No,” comedian would say, “Well, we heard you!”
lou_lou almost 13 years ago
Thankfully for all involved, it was only “number ones”.
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
I wonder if they heard the water running befor he left the restroom. Hope so.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Well at least he had the audiences attention for that.
mplsfourth almost 13 years ago
naked gun
Shooter918 almost 13 years ago
I wear a radio with an earpiece & microphone….this is one of my worst nightmares. :-)
rw1h almost 13 years ago
At least he didn’t make any derogatory remarks about the audience he is about to address…….like ‘Did you see that melon headed bucktooth moron in the second row?’
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
yeah. just remember, the moron you’re talking to on bluetooth may be in a restaurant with the phone in ‘speaker’ mode. ugh. the ultimate dining experience. it actually got applause….shoney’s.
cm_beagle almost 13 years ago
Which one of the Naked Gun movies had a scene similar to this, only I believe with a courtroom involved?
phuhknees almost 13 years ago
Dale’s first chance to present his view on the subject and he pissed it all away.
phuhknees almost 13 years ago
But when it comes to motivational speakers, Dale’s a whiz.
lin4869 almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of local comedian who when an audience member left the room, played an ongoing sound track of start/stop “water” flow. When the poor individual returned to his/her table, comedian would ask, “Did you hear us while you were in there?” After person answered, “No,” comedian would say, “Well, we heard you!”
Uncle Mordy almost 13 years ago
looks like today’s strip was a tribute to Lieutenant Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielson) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU0WEx4lrQ0&feature=related
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Dale wondered why no one wanted to shake his hand or touch the podium.
bluegirl285 almost 13 years ago
When I was in a school play, I ALWAYS made sure my mike was turned off when I wasn’t using it in order to avoid situations like this.
lin4869 almost 13 years ago
XD Number 6!