Close to Home by John McPherson for July 27, 2011

He could have just fixed the shower.

Or put fly swats on his ceiling fan.

I’m seeing a real mess a’brewin… yuck!

…nothing good can come of this…

I had a friend with a husband like this. ROFL. He tried making his own solar heater. The whole family: wife and three young children had to use the neighbours toilet for two weeks!

This invention will lead to at least one dead houseflyin every cocktail and bowl of soup!

The handyman’s secret weapon… duct tape! ;-)

Point it towards your wife and keep her cool, too.

Just like a husband……. lots of chores to get done around the house and they play…….

If he angled the fly swatters at ~45°, with the right drill motor rotation (and with a cordless drill), he could fly away and she could say goodbye to a problem.Or he could just use it as a cat spanker…

There, I fixed it.

This looks like something Tim Taylor would come up with.

So… you think he’s Special OPS, then?

A “corded drill”… really. If your want to take the battle to the fly, then you need DeWalts’, 1/2" (13mm) 24V Cordless Hammerdrill/Drill Kit. Now that’s some serious, portable, fly killing power.