Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2010

Transcript:

Rat says, "What are you doing?" Pig says, "It's my new look. I'm 'Macho Hairy Pig.' I did it so the ladies will find me irresistibly huggable." Rat says, "That's not hair. You just stuck a box's worth of 'Brillo' pads to your head." Pig says, "So much for saving money on hair plugs."