Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 03, 2011
August 02, 2011
August 04, 2011
Transcript:
Frazz: Nice start on your rhymes. Coach Hacker: Start? Frazz, I have to quit my songwriting lessons. Frazz: Quit? You can't quit. Coach Hacker: Two-a-days start next week. Frazz: You have to quit so you have time to urge high-school football players never to quit. Coach Hacker: Yes, but it sounded better before you said it out loud.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Lets see, I’m going to give a coach total control over my kid so the coach can gain glory and raise his salery? Hey son, you go see the Marine Recruiter like I told you?
Kroykali over 13 years ago
As of this morning, TWO Georgia 16 year-olds have died from football training. How can they even allow training in this kind of heat? Can you say “LAWSUITS”?
Stephen Gilberg over 13 years ago
Here’s a tip, coach: Say you’re postponing, not quitting.
jandlcoon over 13 years ago
Or if you don’t plan to go back to it, you can say you’re realigning your priorities rather than quitting.
Varnes over 13 years ago
Hey, write songs about football…
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 13 years ago
I have to say that I have grown to like Coach Hacker a lot more through this story arc. Thank you, Jef, for featuring him and giving him a more well developed character.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 13 years ago
Hey… I do it at least twice a day….
Jean_1960 over 13 years ago
He’s not going to really quit, is he?