Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 04, 2011

Well it IS the only thing left to cling to…

Is that pipe what’s left of the upstairs plumbing?

Wow, what a house warming!

Her idea of having him cook dinner went up in smoke.

And she said that he couldn’t even boil water.

Sorry, Honey, but i may have made the Chilli a little too hot.

Sorry dear, I was just trying to make popcorn for movie night.

It could be worse…“A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his kitchen said Wednesday he was only doing it as a hobby.”The Swedish Atomic Chef!

He was building a nuclear reactor in the kitchen and things just went bad.

And they never do

It looks like they will be sleeping under the bridge for a while.

Good reference Number Six. Akin to the movie 1941 when Ned Beatty hangs the wreathe on the door of his house, that then slides into the Pacific Ocean.

… but on the bright side, we’ve got our health!

She didn’t leave the directions.

In my house the roles are reversed. My wife loves to leave stuff cooking and go away to do crazy jeezus-freak stuff.

Nothing to do with intuition. It’s experience.

“but, you said you wanted blackened steak.”

“I’ve decided we should go ahead with that kitchen makeover you’ve been wanting…

Meth Lab entrepreneurship gone awray.

What he said two seconds before: “Watch this, it’s really cool….”

When do they eat?

“I’ve got him now. I’ve got him now! Hey Buddy! You need a house to go with this doorknob!”

kreole said, about 11 hours ago Is that pipe what’s left of the upstairs plumbing?worst part is it’s ONLY one pipe…

the guy in Sweden…. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/08/04/138985690/swedish-man-arrested-for-trying-to-build-nuclear-reactor-in-his-kitchen?ft=1&f=1001

I love it……hehehehe…

Splitting atoms in the kitchen? Must be using a nuclear testing range.*I heard some serious yahoo in Tasmania split the beer atom.

Hmm, my wife’s primary kitchen tool is the smoke detector. I grew up around restaurants, she hates to cook. I think that MAY be her plan???

What … a minor problem like this? Never!Love it.

Nice to see the bathroom on the second floor survived… Sadly the second floor did not…

where was it…in the Red Hat cookbook? some woman bought a canned ham for her husband’s dinner, set the oven to 350, and half an hour later the kitchen exploded. seems the recipe didnt say anything about taking the ham out of the CAN.

The toilet is remaining because attached to the most substantial pipe (3"-4"). Other plumbing is generally lightweight. If I ever expected an earthquake or such here, I know most of the construction is light- so would cling to toilet riser area – the rest is per that old song “just tickie tackie” ;-)

….. all she asked him to do was turn on the oven at 5 pm while she ran to the store for a couple of extras for dinner…..

there’s still only the one pipe, albeit the important one… then again, how to get up there to use it… lol!