Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 20, 2011

Yeah, what Brewster said!

Dirk Raider: not winning. Boom.

is Brewster talking about Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann?

Dirk, you just can’t fight logic like that. Didn’t you learn anything from those “I Love Lucy” reruns we’ve beaming at you all these years?

2011 is the new 1984!

This is what it is. Isn’t it?

I"m made of rubber you’re made of glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks on you. Ya ya ya yah!!

I want to grow up to be as smart as Brewster.

…watching the news he has…

stupid is as stupid does ……….

If Charlie Sheen is winning, then certainly Brewster is too.

And Stop is the new Go…which what you should do, Brewster…Stop, that is…and just go….as in leave.Ooooh, my head ! [Drops To The Floor]

“Look, if you aren’t going to take this seriously, I’m going to find a new nemesis.”

Waaaaait—Dirk Raider isn’t human? Pam dated outside her species?!

Hey, Wyntre, we saw the Enterprise crew earlier this week. Those people date outside the species all the time.

And Brewster is the new Ken Jennings…….☻

I know you are, but what am I?

Hang it up, Dirk, as x_Tech said earlier.

Stupid is the new smart? That makes Brewster a genius…

Dating outside your species is the new racial purity!

Why does Dirk try to provoke Brewster anyway?

and lame is the new funny.

Republican motto – Wrong is the New Right.

War is the new peace!

Freedom is the new slavery!

Ignorance is the new strength!

But Dirk is human.