Santa Claus and his jolly…minions?
Oh boy, ‘Secret Santa’!
This time of year its important to always remember, even the minions of sociopaths need a little something from Santa. When robot Rudolph’s laser cannon red nose fires, they’ll get exactly what they deserve.
That went nicely with your yellow metal underpants?
Would love a Cardassian Obsidian Order ring.
How about a nice pair of yellow bunny slippers?
Nooooo! Not Secret Santa! You truly are evil.
Is re-gifting allowed? I’ve got a nice Hello Kitty torture rack that I no longer need.
Hohoho. (With the same enthusiasm as the Department store Santa in “A Christmas Story.”)
Ah, what to get a minion who has everything? Evidently the storm troopers in section A have been naughty this year….
Roger: If you’re talking about a rack designed to torture Hello Kitty, I wouldn’t mind having it.
Secret Santa? On an evil space battle platform. It’s like putting a red suit and bread on Darth Vader.
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Real Santa will give them lumps of coal.
What do you give the stormtrooper who has everything? A reload?
Rakkav about 15 years ago
Santa Claus and his jolly…minions?
margueritem about 15 years ago
Oh boy, ‘Secret Santa’!
zero about 15 years ago
This time of year its important to always remember, even the minions of sociopaths need a little something from Santa. When robot Rudolph’s laser cannon red nose fires, they’ll get exactly what they deserve.
watcha about 15 years ago
That went nicely with your yellow metal underpants?
wicky about 15 years ago
Would love a Cardassian Obsidian Order ring.
Ray_C about 15 years ago
How about a nice pair of yellow bunny slippers?
cdward about 15 years ago
Nooooo! Not Secret Santa! You truly are evil.
gordrogb Premium Member about 15 years ago
Is re-gifting allowed? I’ve got a nice Hello Kitty torture rack that I no longer need.
cwreenactor about 15 years ago
Hohoho. (With the same enthusiasm as the Department store Santa in “A Christmas Story.”)
Varnes about 15 years ago
Ah, what to get a minion who has everything? Evidently the storm troopers in section A have been naughty this year….
Sherlock Watson about 15 years ago
Roger: If you’re talking about a rack designed to torture Hello Kitty, I wouldn’t mind having it.
Dkram about 15 years ago
Secret Santa? On an evil space battle platform. It’s like putting a red suit and bread on Darth Vader.
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Trebor39 about 15 years ago
Real Santa will give them lumps of coal.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
What do you give the stormtrooper who has everything? A reload?