Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 03, 2009

Santa Claus and his jolly…minions?

Oh boy, ‘Secret Santa’!

This time of year its important to always remember, even the minions of sociopaths need a little something from Santa. When robot Rudolph’s laser cannon red nose fires, they’ll get exactly what they deserve.

That went nicely with your yellow metal underpants?

Would love a Cardassian Obsidian Order ring.

How about a nice pair of yellow bunny slippers?

Nooooo! Not Secret Santa! You truly are evil.

Is re-gifting allowed? I’ve got a nice Hello Kitty torture rack that I no longer need.

Hohoho. (With the same enthusiasm as the Department store Santa in “A Christmas Story.”)

Ah, what to get a minion who has everything? Evidently the storm troopers in section A have been naughty this year….

Roger: If you’re talking about a rack designed to torture Hello Kitty, I wouldn’t mind having it.

Secret Santa? On an evil space battle platform. It’s like putting a red suit and bread on Darth Vader.

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Real Santa will give them lumps of coal.

What do you give the stormtrooper who has everything? A reload?