Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 09, 2011
August 08, 2011
August 10, 2011
Transcript:
Caulfield: You really want to hire me to get you through your song-writing lessons? Gym teacher: I just don't have talent. Caulfield: Okay. See how this looks. Gym teacher: Hey. I could do better than this! Caulfield: Good. That should do it for your confidence issues. Gym teacher: Because you sandbagged a few campy lines? Caulfield: Because that was Hank Williams.
Arianne over 13 years ago
Of COURSE you could do better, Coach. Sooo… whatcha got cooking?
Varnes over 13 years ago
Steer him towards Waylon Jennings, Caufield….
gobblingup Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’m a fan of Johnny Cash.
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
@CoBass From yesterday.I’m just good at keeping a straight face while I’m typing.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Watch a few episodes of Hee Haw. Everyone love corn.
EricAlder over 13 years ago
He needs to coach those words and notes into a song.
aintval over 13 years ago
Neither one deserves that kind of criticism. I like the Hanks!
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
Hey, good looking. What do you have cooking? How about cooking something up with me?
evangelyne over 13 years ago
Caulfield should be capable of better poetry/songwriting than “There’s a tear in my beer, ‘cause I’m cryin’ for you dear…”. At least in the coach’s opinion.
Arianne over 13 years ago
As so often is the case, it’s not what you say, but how you say it. Or sing it.
dedalto over 13 years ago
Did you hear that lonesome whippoorwill
He sounds too blue to flyThe midnight train is whinning low,I’m so lonesome I coul cry.
I’ve never seen a night so longWhen time goes crawling by,The moon just hid behind a cloudTo hide its face and cry.
Did you ever see a robin cryWhen leaves begin to die.That meams he lost the will to live,I’m so lonesome I could die.
The silence of a falling starLights up a purple sky,And I wonder where you are,I’m so lonesom I could cry.
Hank Williams
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
Well, after this discussion, I’m movin’ on.