Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 02, 2009

Fame is fame, Danae.

So is infamy.

Just make sure they spell your name right!

”Just make sure they spell your name right!” - WoodEye

Take it from a forgotten bird who knows.

I mean, how many people’s grandkids ever heard of a birdbrain named “WoodEye” Woodpecker?

Now Bugs Bundy, there’s a harebrain for the ages. Can’t misspell a name like that, nosir.

Bugsy Marron - Check today’s “The Duplex” for a hint.

I always figured paparazzi famous to be similar to restraining order famous.

I suppose it’s more flattering to have strangers peering in your window through a lens as opposed to peering in with the naked eye.

Danae would make Gloria Steinem and Maureen Dowd proud indeed

Danae is already notorious and infamous in the local community.

Yeah, and this guy knows what he’s talkin’ about - he lives right down the block from me and Danae in ToonTown!

”Bugsy Marron - ” Woddy

That’s ‘Bugsy Moron’, peckerhead!

The Duplex

Subscribed!

Now I’m curious to find out what Danae was doing in the Boy’s Club!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuboUPaWQAQ

I’d say she’s infamous at the boys club.

Go talk to Captain Eddie, Danae…he’ll help you…

I swear Danae is my twin, or else my doppelganger.

Zoned…Danae isn’t in the boys club. They are the the ones who put out the restraining order, DUH! Hey Bugsy, Thanks for the trip down memory lane. You should have taken that left at Albuquerque.

I can understand her sense of under-appreciation.

This is building up to something. Non sequitur of course; maybe Danae is famous in one of Wiley’s other storylines?

“Any publicity is good publicity.” Who said that?

Where’s the “great Non Sequitur Sign-off contest”?

”Zoned…Danae isn’t in the boys club. They are the the ones who put out the restraining order, DUH!” - [poster’s name elided out of mercy]

I love the smell of irony in the morning.

http://mulibraries.missouri.edu/specialcollections/exhibits/alleyoop/images/zap1.jpg

“Any publicity is good publicity.” Who said that?

P. T. Barnum?

The Republican National Committ- er, sorry, Wil’

Not impressed by the use of the word “retard” in the comic from Nov 19. It is as offensive as “nigger” or “chink”. Please, think!

Yup!, that’s Danae, alright, a Ray of Sunshine. Sure. More like a solar flare…

@ Uniquorn…it took you till Dec 2nd to take offense for something that was written on the 19th? What’s up with that? Are you slow or retarded? ;-)

Right about now, Tiger Woods would appreciate being a LOT less famous. Count your blessings, Danae.

Sometimes we all think we would like to be famous Danae. But then we come to our senses.

Not impressed by the use of the word “retard” in the comic from Nov 19. It is as offensive as “nigger” or “chink”. Please, think!

As a “nigger” “chink,” I don’t mind those words at all.

Yah yah I know, my eyelid’s pink. I’m an albino “nigger” “chink:”, or what we in the hood call a “pink” “chink” “nigger”. Any othah brothas out there?

But I have to agree with “ST” - d’ya mind if I call ya “ST”, “ST”? (FolksySarahModeOff) what, are you some kind of [obPC “social”] retard?

If you’d spring for the 99 cents/month genius brain boost, you’d understand these things, and you wouldn’t have everybody ragging on you all the time about all these [obPC “socially”] retarded comments.

That is the first step.

I’ve met Gloria Steinem and she is very polite, classy and just plain nice. Too bad she has such a distorted reputation – and we know where that comes from.

Again, you don’t want to be “paparazzi famous”, Danae. Being followed by those voltures [sic] sucks.

Again, why do people ceaselessly lecture Danae The Metaphor on Valuable Life Lessons? It’s not like she’s going to need them when she, ah, grows up.

Posts like that are actually kinda scary if you think about them too hard.