Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 23, 2009

I’m friends with these broads? What was I thinking???

Is this a new reality show?

“I use moldy bread crumbs in the meatloaf.”

Come on, sister! If you’re going to play with the Big Girls, you’ve got to have some snappy repartee!

C’mon, people! It’s Reader Participation Day.

I insist on a bedroom where I eat all the balls in the mix while I flirt with the paperboy.

You’re welcome to all the malt balls - gross!

Rejected storyboards from the January Jones SNL show

Real Hosewives of Frog Applause.

Arcane word of the day: Milliner.

I post comments on goComics which have nothing to do with the comic.

I think there are some things these women have in common besides red lipstick.

I’m starting to understand why they’re “Desperate.”

Disparate Housewives? [sic]

I buy only organic wildebeest food.

“And I know why all these other gals have just had to re-apply their lipstick.”

that explains the aftertaste…

One of our TVs isn’t hi-def -shhhh

“I lay the asphalt”.

And where did we get the sewing pattern outfits?

Teresa’s bomb shelter address is out of date - here’s a current location for ALL your bomb shelter needs:

Bomb Shelters

The group photo on the blog: Why does the guy in the middle have that big grin on his face? Is it because of what’s happening in front of him, or what’s happening behind him? Or both!?!?!? I don’t really want an answer.

“I play all your boyfriends like a ukulele.”

I bet they all go out and clip that shrubbery.

If I was married to contestant number one I’d want seperate bedrooms too!

Shrubbery: Teresa, you’ve got the dirtiest mind I know! Love it!!

“I’m having an affair with Ward Cleaver.”

I’ve been trying to figure out if they’ve all got the same face!?