Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 27, 2011

Try three, or four.

Miss von Tramp goes home to her favorite cucumber …

Reminds me of a Woody Allen line from “Love and Death.” “I practice a lot when I’m alone.”

Allen films may be better when he himself watches them alone.

I learned about sex when young. I was ignorant. I was scared. I was sure I’d never do that alone again.

..you may not believe this,but as I scrolled down to read your comment,Carly singing ‘The Spy That Loved Me’ started on my media player…is that called karma or something else?..

One can be less of a disappointment.

I think the … complications … are exponential, not just linear.

The “reading up” must have been from the manual for her vibrator…or blow-up doll.

I would be happy to teach her the ins and outs of sex.

“Insert tab A into slot B, repeat until tab A is no longer……….☻

She’s not a team player

But was it an ILLUSTRATED guide?

That’s what he is thinking…

“….so I’m heading off to Costco for some batteries, need anything?”

Don’t forget the chair.

She’s been reading the Palma Sutra, the instruction manual for Mahasturabahata.

What complicated? Just lay still and let them go up top.