Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 27, 2011

This could be very serious at his age.

Ted Striker’s brother.

Touched by His Noodly Goodness! Ramen!

That was my first thought, too.

Might be best if he refrained from using a fork — spoons are less dangerous around eyes.

Apply directly to the forehead!

uh-oh…. spaghetti-oh’s…

^ If he really was eating spaghettiOs*, a proper response might also be, “Cursive! Foiled again.”*For the apostrophe Nazis here, there’s no apostrophe on the label (and the ‘O’ is a pasta version) but SpaghettiO’s is a registered trademark." So either way should be correct enough.

Wasn’t the Apostrophe Nazie in Seinfeld TV episodes?

Great wit in the comments section today!

SIGH…. I’ve had days like this…..

Ya know… maybe he’s using a tuning fork — trying to channel his inner pasta.

Deeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

I’M GLAD HE DRIVES A CAR….

infant looking on just said..“puh-sketti”

He’s having the Noodle Dream.

Day late and a dollar short, but I wonder if Gene is related to the Ice Cream Kid (Grateful Dead Europe 72)

The term is “Pastafarianism.”

That’s a spicy meat ball!!!

Having said that, I highly recommend Cleo should go on a diet: https://cleoandcompany.net/july-27-2021/

Reminds me of an old joke about a spastic and some ice cream…but I’ve triggered you enough already. {^¿^}

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

He’s been possessed.

Good morning, Stel poster phans!

Now there’s the games I would watch. What a great rendering of the thrill of sport.

NATIONAL SCOTCH DAY

NATIONAL CREME BRULEE DAY

NATIONAL NEW JERSEY DAY

Y’all have some scotch and really enjoy your day. (((((HuGz!)))))